The most important question since that forum exists

[Nemo]

Hello,

Metaphysical question for all the forumites:

Why did Sal Glesser cross the road ?

Why ?

 

[Ewok]

To get to the other side?

 

[Carl Jacobsen]

Um, you aren't, uh, calling Sal a chicken, are you?

 

[Dirk]

Because, the side of the road he started on was too conventional. The other side of the road gave him more opportunity to express some incredible ideas.

It was that, or he had to use the restroom and it was on the other side of the road.

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[Mike Turber]

I have the answer.

Because the man on the other side had a dull knife and Sal wanted to get it sharpened!

That is of course what started Spyderco. Sal and wife intow sharpening knives out of the back of a truck.



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[JoHnYKwSt]

Because he was chasing a chicken that had gotten away with one of his knives?

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[Corduroy]

To lead the way for others.

-Drew

 

[Frog]

To get to the ELUs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Heyns van der Merwe]

'Cause he had to go sort out NEMO, who was senselessly chattering away on that side...

Of course, 204 microseconds later, he had to cross back again...

 

[Nemo]

Because I was faster than him ?

 

[Heyns van der Merwe]

No, because he was SHARPER!!

(The "204" above was planted!!)

 

[Smoke]

To give Nemo and Fred some Spydercos to review.

To which he whispered to Nemo "Si tu es gentile"

 

[Nemo]

I like when you speak french !
Keep going !

(If you considere Belgium, France and Switzeralnd, you got to learn six languages only for this area !)

 

[Ronald Reagan]

There was no road.

 

[Joyce Laituri]

Nemo,
Q: Why did Sal cross the road?

A: Because he always blazes a new trail. Going in his own direction is in his nature!

Joyce

 

[Strider]

Because he felt like it
Bob

 

[Sal Glesser]

Road? What road?

sal

 

[David Rock]

Top 10 Reasons Sal Glesser Might Have Crossed the Road:

1. Because it would have taken too long to walk around it, and he ain't stupid.
2. To put out a fire started by an ELU.
3. His big sister told him not too.
4. Two words: Boogie Shoes!
5. To get his crock straightened.
6. To buy a t-shirt at the SFO.
7. Because Mt. Everest is old hat.
8. To further his Edge-u-cation.
9. It seemed like the right thing to do, even though nobody was watching.
10. $.99 Whopper.

David Rock

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"Never carry a knife shorter than your schnoz."

 

[Smoke]

Nemo, I'm a survivor of a high school French class. But I won't lie I suck.

My alma mater was also a private school so every day started

"Notre pere qui a sieur..."

But back to point.

Sal crossed the road so he could hear Nemo sing

"Il es nes les divine enfant..."