Good Even.... oh. It's morning.
Good Morning.
It is I, Vampire BlahBlah.
While I humbly acknowlege the kind compliments directed my way by Elvislives and Velitrius, I feel that the most
offensive knife (at least in the direct sense of the word) is the
The Ballistic Knife.
Of course, that knife is completely outlawed so I have no idea who's holding it in the picture, or where that picture was taken, or why I forgot to shine my boots that day....uhhhh.... or where that picture was taken.
Anyways, that's a knife sure to scare the whatchamacallit outta some hormone loaded kid that wants to date my daugh...... I mean, scare anyone that sees it in use.
Here's a few more knives that bother the likes of Mr. Schumer, Mistress Feinstein and Bubbles The Liberal Chimp from Uraguay. (No offense to Conservative Uraguayanites meant)
This
Big and Spooky Knife is shown with a REKAT Sifu and Buck 110 for comparison. I used to use it as a letter opener at work.
For a new twist on the brass knuckle concept,
This knife from Executive Edge is a real eye catcher when opened in a crowd. And before you ask, I
was told to "Have A Nice Day" one too many times!
Special thanks goes out to SB for providing the little bugger.
While I usually tend to steer clear of movie blades,
This Cobra was the most interesting part of the Sly Stallone flick of the same name. (I particularly loved the opening scene in which Sly stalks a lunaticial robber in a dimly lit store while never removing his sunglasses. Yeeesh! That's something that
I would do!)
Due to the fact that small children may sometimes view this site, I refrained from allowing my face to be shown with the accompanying photos.... another reason is that the flash from the camera scares me in a King Kong Kinda way.
Just happy to have been paid attention at... towards... to... whatever word goes there,
I remain,
VG
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
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Any comments, suggestions, Presidential Campaign Contributions (cash only) or threats may be sent to:
vampiregerbil@aol.com
[This message has been edited by Vampire Gerbil (edited 06-02-2000).]