The most offending knife ?

I'd say the Outsider (designed by James March?, sorry I know it was one of our moderators but can't remember who right now)
Anyway that thing would definitely clear a herd of sheeeple.

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I have purchased and traded for some knives recently that reeked of cigarette smoke upon arrival. I find that pretty offensive.
 
It's a toss-up between my large HAWG folder, with its wicked looking curved tanto blade with large serrations, and my Valois belt buckle knife with titanium blade so it can pass metal detectors undetected. Typical comment on the latter -- "That makes me feel real safe on an airplane!?!"
 
Matt: you mean this?
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This thing once scared Walt at a draw demo
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Jim
 
The Blackie Collins Strut-n-Cut offends me to no end...

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Yeah thats it JIM
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sorry about that, I knew it was either you or James Mattis and ended up crossing your names around trying to figure it out.

Oh yeah guys, the knives that are really offensive are the ones that are DULL! And ranking right up there with them is all the knockoffs like SPIDERKO with their trademark round thumbstud. And the motto "screw quality we have to keep moving and hiding factories to often to worry about that."

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Originally posted by Easyrider:
REKAT Pocket Hobbit - It has offensive written all over it.

Man, I'll second that. The Pocket Hobbit is offensive on so, so many levels, starting with the name. Joe Pesci, "Yeah, I got yer
Pocket Hobbit ... right here."

Ditto any of the tasteless multicolored "Hawg" cr@p that Mike Franklin has done in last couple of years (shame, Mike is a good craftsman).

Ditto any of the TOPS stuff (as he slips on his Nomex PJ's...)

"Offensive" somewhat depends on context. A biz associate and I were flying to Houston on SW Airlines, and he was struggling to open his hermetically sealed bag O' peanuts at 32,000 feet cruising altitude... I, not wishing to see him continue to struggle out this paper bag, whipped out my BM AFCK 800 with it's 4" BlackT part serrated blade, and flicked it open with a wrist snap. His eyes got pretty big.

(I forgot to check it in my luggage, and luckily they missed it in the carry-on x-ray machine. Like I'm gonna hijack a plane with a knife, but hey, it isn't exactly confidence inspiring that the $5/hour concourse "space patrol" missed this thing.)

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Anything made by Smith and Wesson offends me.

I will also cast a vote for the Spyderco Civilian.

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Originally posted by dogman:
The Blackie Collins Strut-n-Cut offends me to no end...

Hah! I'll second that too, along with any pics of ol' Man Blackie standing next to his Harley in black leather pants. Sheesh. "L".
 
Good one rdangerer!!! I think the same thing every time I see that stupid knife and picture together. I'd say that my vote for a knife that's offensive to sheeple (who I don't usually associate with voluntarily BTW) would have to be a largert khukuri. I have a fairly little one and I know at least one person who thinks I must be a mental patient/ axe murder because of it.
 
Of the knives I own, it'd have to be my fully serrated black Impulse by Outdoor Edge. I specifically do not pull it out when the sheeple are near - to me a knife is a tool and there's no point in frightening people for just for sh*ts and giggles.

Jon
 
I'm highly offended by all Your suggestions - THANK YOU !. My conclusion from this limited survey is that the most offending knife should look like this :
  • A hawksbill blade (the Civilian connection)
  • evil serrations
  • Be (fully) automatic
  • be BIG , yet concealable
  • It needs a wicked name
  • the best way to additionally offend about a million mums would be an integral hi-cap magazine
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As of now, no such knife exists - The MOD Ladyhawk features three of the points mentioned above, maybe we can get MOD to build a 'Mutant bloodthirsty automatic hawk' ?

Take care,
Tobse !
 
Good Even.... oh. It's morning.
Good Morning.
It is I, Vampire BlahBlah.
While I humbly acknowlege the kind compliments directed my way by Elvislives and Velitrius, I feel that the most offensive knife (at least in the direct sense of the word) is the The Ballistic Knife.

Of course, that knife is completely outlawed so I have no idea who's holding it in the picture, or where that picture was taken, or why I forgot to shine my boots that day....uhhhh.... or where that picture was taken.
Anyways, that's a knife sure to scare the whatchamacallit outta some hormone loaded kid that wants to date my daugh...... I mean, scare anyone that sees it in use.

Here's a few more knives that bother the likes of Mr. Schumer, Mistress Feinstein and Bubbles The Liberal Chimp from Uraguay. (No offense to Conservative Uraguayanites meant)

This Big and Spooky Knife is shown with a REKAT Sifu and Buck 110 for comparison. I used to use it as a letter opener at work.
For a new twist on the brass knuckle concept, This knife from Executive Edge is a real eye catcher when opened in a crowd. And before you ask, I was told to "Have A Nice Day" one too many times!
Special thanks goes out to SB for providing the little bugger.
While I usually tend to steer clear of movie blades, This Cobra was the most interesting part of the Sly Stallone flick of the same name. (I particularly loved the opening scene in which Sly stalks a lunaticial robber in a dimly lit store while never removing his sunglasses. Yeeesh! That's something that I would do!)

Due to the fact that small children may sometimes view this site, I refrained from allowing my face to be shown with the accompanying photos.... another reason is that the flash from the camera scares me in a King Kong Kinda way.

Just happy to have been paid attention at... towards... to... whatever word goes there,
I remain,
VG

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