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When I was younger I had that. It was even worse than that though. I had to go to the hospital a couple times when I was younger cause the whites of my eyes would swell up over the colored parts of my eyes. Had to get steroid injections around the orbital socket.

This happened to me a few times when I was a kid as well. My parents didn't take me to the hospital but give me some heavy antihistamines. I remember looking in the mirror through tunnel style vision and it freaked me out. Was caused by an allergic reaction to cats (I'm still allergic), I pet the cat then rubbed my eye :(.




Lol, I can't wait until I can start scaring my daughters would be suitors. Between my brother in-law and I, we could equip a small army. The last time we went up north there was 34 guns between 4 people lol. He's going to come over and we are going to just set them up on the dining room table and clean :)
 
I saw a cool shirt that says.... "Yes i do have a beautiful daughter......... I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi"

I just say, "I own a couple acres of swampland and a shovel." Then I smile sweetly.

;)

I suspect by the time she got here, Tara would be willing to put up a fight, so you're safe.
OTOH, show her the pic and she may be willing to come visit. :D

*whew*, I'm off the hook... Ang would never take a critter away from a happy home :)

In other news, Miss Angie has been bugging me about how she/we should spend her remaining vacation days this year... who knows, maybe a road-trip is in order...



Man... I'm still finding that crap all over my house!
That stuff was like powder it was so fine.
My wife was like, "Why is there pink glitter all over the kitchen?"

It could be worse. At least you didn't stumble home completley fouled up at 5AM, whacked out of your mind covered in glitter and bruises with bloody swollen knuckles and smelling like stripper perfume. That's not good.

Not that I've ever done that dozens of times of course; I just heard about it somewhere.

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It could be worse. At least you didn't stumble home completley fouled up at 5AM, whacked out of your mind covered in glitter and bruises with bloody swollen knuckles and smelling like stripper perfume. That's not good.

Not that I've ever done that of course, I just heard about it somewhere.

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Then its time for a "Sam Adams" It takes the taste of weed and hooker-spit out of your mouth.


Still wont get you out of trouble with your wife.
 
To "qualify" as "local" honey, the hive it came from needs to be less than 50 miles from where you consume it. The closer the better. That's so the pollen "contaminating" the honey has a greater likelihood of having the pollen(s) you are sensitive to in it. I get people from Austin all the time wanting my homey because it's "local" and they know me, but they live 60 to 100 miles from me.

One thing I do is mix local honey (from my hives 1/8 mile away) 50/50 w/ Bragg's vinegar and drink 3 Tablespoons worth 2x per day. Doing so is supposed to prevent colds and such. Don't know if it's true or not, but annecdotally, I have only had 1 cold and 1 sinus infection in the last 3 years since starting this self-medicating regimen. I used to have a sinus infection 3-4x/year and multiple summer/winter colds.

Store bought honey has almost zero pollens in it because the major bottlers heat it up so it runs faster when they bottle it. They also filter it with extremely small filters that remove as much "contamination" as possible. The heating causes major flavor and aroma loss due the volatile nectar fragrances to "oil off". You have probably seen honey that has crystalized, aka sugared up. The sugar crystals start forming around pollen and other items suspended in the honey. The fewer the items, the longer it takes to sugar up. Called "shelf life", baby. The honey vendors don't want complaints about it sugaring on the store shelves, much less at the consumers' homes. If the pollens are removed, they are not there to "help" with your allergies. I'd rather have pollen in my better tasting and smelling honey, than not having sugared honey. Sugaring is easily corrected.

Logical and Interesting. I did not know any of this. Thanks Z
 
For all y'all flower lovers out there. Got the wife to snap this the other day while we were out on a hike. Some species of Clamatis. We have similar ones in our back yard.

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For all y'all flower lovers out there. Got the wife to snap this the other day while we were out on a hike. Some species of Clamatis. We have similar ones in our back yard.

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I was just admiring the pics you posted in my "win a hornet" contest in my subforum. I knew exactly what it was, dont think ive ever seen it in the wild though, the pics I take of my knives are in my own backyard. I just posted some pics of this desk knife the other day, che k out whats behind it.......... I dont care what you guys say, I do love me some pretty flowers in the yard.
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Dang Netflix! Between the bourbon and watching turtle man; I'm about to go out back in the woods, yell like an Arab woman, and punch a copperhead smack dab in the face.
 
Dang Netflix! Between the bourbon and watching turtle man; I'm about to go out back in the woods, yell like an Arab woman, and punch a copperhead smack dab in the face.
I'm so confused right now... But I do believe this is being drug to Davy Jone's Locker!
 
It looked vicious, but when it actually got here, it wasn't that bad.
 
That's what Miss was saying too... She got out of the pool cause it got dark and windy and some thundaa in the distance.
 
I was just admiring the pics you posted in my "win a hornet" contest in my subforum. I knew exactly what it was, dont think ive ever seen it in the wild though, the pics I take of my knives are in my own backyard. I just posted some pics of this desk knife the other day, che k out whats behind it.......... I dont care what you guys say, I do love me some pretty flowers in the yard.
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:thumbup: Just shows we (or our wives for that matter) have good taste in floral accents.

The fence in my photo was the property line out beside the trail. My guess is if I followed the vine it might stretch all the way down to the persons house / back yard area. I wouldn't want to bushwhack through just to find out lol.
 
On a side note unrelated to pets. In the last two years I have developed this ugly reaction to fresh cut grass. I sneeze (twice or three times ever few minutes) for a few hours after I cut. Anyone experience that reaction?

When I was a kid, if I was playing and I rolled in the grass I would get hives on my skin. Coughed and sneezed from it too. Once I hit about 12 years old I lost it completely, does n't affect me anymore. They say your allergies change every 7 years or something like that.

Honey is some frickin' amazing shit for real! The stuff it is used for and has been used for... just amazing!

I do the same and eat local honey a lot, helps keep the allergies down.


The steps I laid out were for a medium steak. Personally I do 3 minutes per side for medium rare. I don't like a RARE steak. I have no qualms cooking a steak however a person asks for it, except for well. If someone tells me they want one of my steaks cooked well I give them chicken breast cause they don't understand the gloriousness of steak.

One of the MOST amazing steaks I ever had was a steakhouse in Chicago named Morton's. If I remember correctly it was a 42 day dry aged rib eye. I'm not 100% sure on the number of days. It was in the 40+ day range but it wasn't THAT much more so. However this could be cut with the side of the fork it was amazing!

That place looks amazing, I have seen it on TV a couple of times, I wondered how expensive it could be,, looks like it would be a once in a lifetime deal..
 
When I was a kid, if I was playing and I rolled in the grass I would get hives on my skin. Coughed and sneezed from it too. Once I hit about 12 years old I lost it completely, does n't affect me anymore. They say your allergies change every 7 years or something like that.



I do the same and eat local honey a lot, helps keep the allergies down.




That place looks amazing, I have seen it on TV a couple of times, I wondered how expensive it could be,, looks like it would be a once in a lifetime deal..
I'll tell you the secret of Morton's... Go for lunch. The food is the same, but the portions are slightly smaller and prices are DRAMATICALLY less. I used to get lunch there 2-3 times a week, I could get out of there for $20 for lunch.
 
Three weeks ago we were 'over in MO at a farm store and found a wallet in the parking lot. It had 350+ in cash, checkbook, credit cards, DL, fishing license, SS card, union card etc. Virtually the guy's entire life in there. We called the number on the checks but it was disconnected. The guy's address was 60 miles away and we just didn't have time to track him down, so we took it to the police station and turned it in. They wanted all of our information, then we underwent 15 minutes of questioning and they told us we were "free to go". Really? Made us feel weird as hell. Never said thanks or anything. We haven't heard shit from them or the owner of the wallet since. Kind of makes you wonder.
 
Three weeks ago we were 'over in MO at a farm store and found a wallet in the parking lot. It had 350+ in cash, checkbook, credit cards, DL, fishing license, SS card, union card etc. Virtually the guy's entire life in there. We called the number on the checks but it was disconnected. The guy's address was 60 miles away and we just didn't have time to track him down, so we took it to the police station and turned it in. They wanted all of our information, then we underwent 15 minutes of questioning and they told us we were "free to go". Really? Made us feel weird as hell. Never said thanks or anything. We haven't heard shit from them or the owner of the wallet since. Kind of makes you wonder.

No good deed goes unpunished. That said, it's good to know that there are still some good folks out there.
 
Three weeks ago we were 'over in MO at a farm store and found a wallet in the parking lot. It had 350+ in cash, checkbook, credit cards, DL, fishing license, SS card, union card etc. Virtually the guy's entire life in there. We called the number on the checks but it was disconnected. The guy's address was 60 miles away and we just didn't have time to track him down, so we took it to the police station and turned it in. They wanted all of our information, then we underwent 15 minutes of questioning and they told us we were "free to go". Really? Made us feel weird as hell. Never said thanks or anything. We haven't heard shit from them or the owner of the wallet since. Kind of makes you wonder.
I found a wallet a few years ago around the holidays. It was lying in the middle of the street.....anyways, there was a badge in it. I felt like I'd just found plutonium. I wanted to just take it to the police station and get rid of it ASAP. Didn't want that thing in my possession any longer than need be.....but my wife said "just call them when we get home" and I did.....which was weird, and not in an interesting or good way. It does make me wonder.
 
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