The Not-So-GAW GAW; aka The GAW of Destruction!

GeofS

GeofS

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This one’s going to be a bit different.

Fake Becker’s are an awful scourge...
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They must be destroyed! :D

Who will destroy them? How will they be destroyed?

To get them, tell me how you’ll destroy them. Beat on them till failure, blast ‘em with buckshot, throw them in a bon fire, etc. Be creative! :thumbsup:

I’ll choose the winner Friday afternoon, May 5th, and they’ll be mailed on Saturday.

Oh yeah, the expectation is that the winner will destroy them just as they described. And, we want documentation. Pics or vids or it didn’t happen. :D
 
I have some dry, knotty ash that could used to be split. I'll properly baton them with a sledge. Suppose eye protection is advised.

I'm kind of curious what a fiskars chopping axe would do to them, but I would feel bad if the fiskars lost. I only put that in there as that axe was trashed during cleanup of a collapsed barn and I chopped through a lot of hidden metal with it. Good size for golf club swings.
 
Looking forward to some epic destruction videos. What a couple of turds!
 
What a great GAW idea!
I like your originality.:thumbsup:

I agree, Bravo is way in the lead on this one.
I would love to see if he could replicate the old SOG Knives .45 bullet-cut-on-edge trick with them.
That would be sweet (esp if the bullet cut the blade in half!)

But I do have an 8'+ bonfire ready that I will have to burn this spring, as long as we don't move too quickly into fire season.
Happy to offer it up as a tool in the destruction.

I guess I could also heat them up in my forge and bend or forge them into something bazaar...

But I won't preempt Bravo's plan.

Brome
 
I’d like to see someone use them on knife or death! Bwah-ha-ha. I had these custom made in chinaiwananistan. Then see the epic fail on the obstacle course followed by first aid for the blood blisters from the crappy scales. Bwah-ha-ha !

Seriously let’s see a torture test to see them fail before we blow them up.
 
bikerector said:
Hard to compete with explosives. Even I want to skip on my destruction offer to see that.
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Innovative idea...tho the bastards already won if you paid any money for those two losers ;). Guns and explosives are out for me - don't need to find myself on any other watchlists. I'd have to stick with some simple schadenfreude: I would baton them to within an inch of their existence splitting and cutting wood to make their own funeral pyre, then maybe a little torture with vises and torches, then into the fire. Perhaps the steel is salvageable - I'll have to talk to Jim Bensinger about that.

But if there are going to be videos of tannerite on knife violence, who am I to challenge that?
 
Oh well I giver a go
Will place said pieces of S_it approx 50' up a tree yeh my neighbors tree good idea, proceed to jump said tree over the fence approx 15' up from base do not want to hurt my fence if said crap survive will take the BK2 and a small sledge to finish the job just to show who's boss then ship to bravo so he can finish the job,
Sorry would have come up with better idea but have not started drinking yet
May edit post later after some YUKON
 
Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.oo ! :D
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I am trying to imagine a jig I would need to hold them edge to edge (edited:- crossed knives, edge to edge that is) under a 30 ton bench press.
(I've been watching too much of the hydraulic press channel.)
 
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I think I’m gonna need some help voting on this.

New rule: I’m closing this thread mid afternoon on Thursday. Then everyone gets a vote and it will close mid afternoon Friday. The votes will be tallied and the winner announced. :thumbsup:
 
granitestateofmind said:
Innovative idea...tho the bastards already won if you paid any money for those two losers ;). Guns and explosives are out for me - don't need to find myself on any other watchlists. I'd have to stick with some simple schadenfreude: I would baton them to within an inch of their existence splitting and cutting wood to make their own funeral pyre, then maybe a little torture with vises and torches, then into the fire. Perhaps the steel is salvageable - I'll have to talk to Jim Bensinger about that.

But if there are going to be videos of tannerite on knife violence, who am I to challenge that?
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Chinese steel :(
 
If I get them I will use one on my annual camping?fishing trip on Lake George NY in june. I will use it to defend myself from their famous swimming rattlesnakes that swim to the camping islands in search of rodents and I promise to clear brush and baton the crap out of it on the oak firewood we bring then at the end of the week I will give it a burial at sea and drop it into 20 fathoms (120 feet) of water so only 3 people will know of it's final location. The second one will be brought on my camping?fishing trip to Big Lake in Maine. There I will grind all but 3 inches of the edge away leaving only the sharp tip then engrave my father's name and rank on the blade and pound it Deep into a tree on a small island called Whites Island. It's the island we use to take a break from the midday sun on plus White is our last name and we often spoke about buying it someday. My father also brought up the thought of me spreading his ashes on the island but in his last years he had a change of hart and bought himself a burial plot instead and he designed himself a beautiful black granite headstone with a picture of us fishing out of our boat in our favorite cove.
 
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Xr6x said:
Chinese steel :(
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....which could be made from American steel - up until just last year, the U.S. was sending heavy tonnage of scrap steel as fast as they could. Besides, once it blows thru Jim's forge it'll be American steel - all that chinese just burned off, leaving nothing but...steel. Which, I'm pretty sure, doesn't belong to any one country, really - Mostly Fe with a dash of C, hopefully a smidgen of Cr & Mo, maybe some Ni or V...even cheap knives will cut stuff at least once o_O
 
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