The " Odapuss Complex ".

My girls have suggested to me that the delete key is *right there*.

Yes...I have two female cats...and am thrilled to have them. They show tons of affection, are entertaining, self sufficient and don't respond to strangers just because they have food. They pick who they want to associate with and I have found *their* judgement far more often correct than my own.

Would I kill a human who messes with them?

In a heartbeat.

Guess that makes my position clear.
 
Soul is where you find it. Cat's got it.

When Jake died I prayed- and asked God if Jake could come back as a human.
Far from being pampered, Jake dragged his paralysed lower half home, one last time to say goodbye. He was run over by a car.

I ended his life myself, with a injectable shot I took home from the Vet.
I'd planned on shooting him, but was persuaded this was better.


munk
 
Kevin the grey said:
Misanthropic ? Hmmm dehumanising yourself and humanising your cat .
Can it be you mean going back to a simpler more direct way of being ?


No, I just think most humans are useless.
 
No, I just think most humans are useless.>>> Josh


Josh, no one is useless who can eat a Big Mac or shop in a Walmart. Besides, when you answer Kevin seriously you encourage him to speculate more....
is that even possible?



munk
 
You guys don't know useless humans. Trust me on this.

As for Oscar, I don't want anyone to get the impression that he's a good, well behaved cat. He's actually a serious PITA. He's a PITA with personality, however, and personality goes a long way with me.

If there's any ancient wisdom here, it's how to manipulate a superior species into paying your way while you eat their food, drink their water, and live under their roof, and basically contribute nothing. Domestic cats figured this out several thousand years ago. I'm still working on it. It doesn't sound like a bad life to me.

Perhaps the cats are the superior species after all. I have to work to pay my way. :)
 
We don't know useless? We don't know useless?

Brother, we're on the same planet and we know useless.



munk
 
Jake brought in a mouse once for my approval. He laid it in front of the 5000 dollar stereo Godess I'd just assembled. I didn't let nothing get close to that system; not hands, smoke, lint, candy, nothing, and the mouse ran inside the wooden hutch. Great. Just Great. Probably going to make the nest of a lifetime between the amp and the Nakamichi tape deck.

Every cat brings in a critter if he/she likes you, but not on my stereo. I shot the mouse with a pellet rifle.



munk
 
For a long time I wasn't a cat person. We've got two dogs and I just love them so much I figured I didn't like cats. They've been growing on me lately though. The more I get to hang out with them the more I like them.

Funny and somewhat related: Winston Churchill once said, "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals." :D ;)
 
i've got two greyhounds, as a breed they are not known for getting along well with cats. this one especially hates cats.
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this one also
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this dog is secure in the knowledge that no cat would dare come near him.
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three cats sharing a bed, is that last one really a cat?
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yup, just had a sniff, it's one of us alright.
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(none of the dogs savaging cats in the above fotos were mine)
 
When I was 12 we inherited 2 siamese blue point kittens; both males. Gorgeous animals. We had always had cats, but they were always a mix of whatever, with calicos being the craziest ones of the bunch. One grey one lived with us for years, and was very affectionate. These siamese cats were purebred, and grew up to be beautiful animals. Very strong and tough guys, with muscles just rippling when they walked. Looked like little cougars. Not very affectionate, and didn't like to be held. My Dad named them Rigor and Mort. Rigor got run over as at least 3 of our cats did by speeding drivers.

Mort lived with us for probably 5 years, and stuck around even though we had dogs that he hated. He wasn't particularly friendly, compared to some of the other cats we had. Then we moved, and he just decided he didn't like our new house and moved down the block. A new family took him in and he was just fine with that. We would see him from time to time gliding down the fence line.

I had a dog that I had to leave when I moved out at 18, couldn't take him with me, a wonderful friend named Humphrey. He was a french sheepdog, a briard. My Dad kept him for about a year (during which time I could seldom visit as I had to block out a whole day for a bus there and back), and then had him put to sleep without telling me. He was still perfectly healthy. G-D-S-O-B.

No pets at all for us until 2001 when I got Barkley from the pound. We lived in apartments until 1997 and no pets allowed, so kind of got out of the habit of thinking about having them. The company I had been with for 7 years declared bankruptcy in 2001 and I was out of work so like to say he rescued me. He's my best friend. He's a lab/basset mix, lab on top, and little short legs. I tell people with a straight face that he is a rare "Miniature Lab" and almost get them to buy it. ;)

He was 7 months old and had been abused and abandoned twice in that time. For the first 3 months he followed me everywhere, afraid I would leave him. He's just a great guy and a good companion. I think he would make a good retriever as he seems impervious to gunfire or other loud noises, and is smart and easy to train. Despite his short legs he moves pretty fast when he wants to.

Let me see if I can find a pic or two.

First one he is with his sister on a small chair in my office, a little purebred chihuahua that was given to us. In this town she's like $ on the hoof so to speak, so we constantly have to guard against her being stolen.

Second, he's helping me with a sandwich. Always ready to assist in that regard. :D

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Somehow this stuff soothes my soul..
Cross species acceptance. Perhaps friendship???

How hard is it to accept same species - different race!

Think mine is "poop time?"

 
Max, the cat, lived with me and my daughters for seventeen years. He was about two years old when we got him from the Chicago Humane Society. He was moderately aloof with most folks, but for some reason ADORED a friend of mine, a hunting and riding buddy. (I blamed on my buddy's body odor.)

Max was just plain foolish when Dan came to visit. I wasn't jealous. Not a bit. Nope. Not me.

I've come to think he did it just to annoy me as a pay-back for me putting his bed in an antique bird cage, lying on its side with the bottom off.

If there's a heaven, I think it must be a place where your pets are waiting for you.
 
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