The other side of the coin

I've really enjoyed this thread -- made me remember why I quit doing gun shows after 10 years of dealing with some of the bozo's. One of the things that helped me decide to quit gun shows and only do knife shows was a show where two guns went off -- both on vendor's tables. I decided life was too short to put up with bullets whizzing over my head.

Of course, I do miss the opportunity to deal with:

(1) the guy who comes up to my table, pulls out a Pakastini knife with a broken spring and gets upset because I'm not interested in repairing it for him;

(2) the toothless guy who wants to explain to me that he can buy a knife for $10 at WallyWorld, I suppose thinking that I'll lower the price on a $300 knife to meet the "competition;"

(3) the yuppie who handles ever knife on the table to impress his girlfriend and cuts himself in the process;

(4) the martial arts guy who picks up a bowie and starts making slashing motions in a 3 foot arc;

(5) the guy who lays his rifle across my table so he can look at a gun on the table next to me;

(6) the guy who tells you he doesn't have any money, and wants you to make him a $600 knife, but doesn't want to put a $25 deposit on it;

(7) the guy who stops at your table, picks up a sheath, and starts to shove an old knife he just bought into a sheath you've carefully made to go with one of your knives. When you explain to him that the sheath goes with a certain knife, he always says, "I know -- I just wanted to see if this would fit."

I could go on and on. There's a lot of good folks at gun shows, but it's the bozo's you remember. Knife shows are a lot more fun.

John Ownby
 
Gib Guignard said:
Mike, I am all for a list for all these phonies to include dead beat collectors that order knives and then won't pay for them. This may get me in trouble but Thy are out there.
Gib

I agree with that!:eek: :D
 
derkins said:
I have never been to a knife show. (sorry I know that is sacrelige around here, but sad to say it is true) but one time I stopped at a house because the owner had a bunch of tools out on tables for sale. I picked up a scroll saw for ten bucks and in the midst of conversation learned that he was a "knifemaker". He showed me some of his stuff and then gave me a sheet of brass... but it wasnt really brass. According to him, and I am being honest here, the metal is some mystery metal that was made by a secret govt agency and actually went to the moon on the first moon mission. the man was nice enough to give me the sheet of metal that looked like brass, tarnished like brass, cut like brass, polished like brass, (is brass), but he insisted that no one was able to come up with what composition of metals it is.

talk about a great big steaming load...


I'd say, talk about a new season opener for the X-FILES!!!! "The Truth is Out There" :D
 
derkins said:
He showed me some of his stuff and then gave me a sheet of brass... but it wasnt really brass. According to him, and I am being honest here, the metal is some mystery metal that was made by a secret govt agency and actually went to the moon on the first moon mission. the man was nice enough to give me the sheet of metal that looked like brass, tarnished like brass, cut like brass, polished like brass, (is brass), but he insisted that no one was able to come up with what composition of metals it is.

What's really sad about this story is that some dupe artist probably told that guy the same story, and he actually bought it. (Who knows how many layers of idiots went before.) It's not the stories that get me, but the poor fools who believe em. The vast majority of humans have worthless BS filters and will believe anything told earnestly enough, and it just goes on and on. Could almost make you understand politician's motivations; many people need to be taken care of.

As for the phony maker and unreliable customer list, I wonder if there might be slander issues. No one wants one of these idiots to get their feelings hurt to the extent they feel righteous enough to hire a lawyer. I would like to see such a list created. Just need tight documentation.
 
Hey I got an idea. Next time someone spins a "3000 pound hammer" story, let's write it out and ask them to sign it. I bet we wouldn't get many autographs. :D
 
ddavelarsen said:
Hey I got an idea. Next time someone spins a "3000 pound hammer" story, let's write it out and ask them to sign it. I bet we wouldn't get many autographs. :D

I wonder if the guy knows the difference between a press and a hammer :rolleyes: :D
I have a lot to say but not all day to type it :D

I like the sound of a list make it a private list? if they saw this forum they'd learn something at least!. :D
 
Mike Hull said:
Just in case you really are serious, I didn't give anyone a loaded gun in the store. The idiots walked in with them that way.

Please tell me you're joking!

YES ;)
Standard precaution everyone should practice.

I really don't understand how those people could have survived so long. Something about natural selection comes to mind here.
 
twisted bits said:
YES ;)
Standard precaution everyone should practice.

I really don't understand how those people could have survived so long. Something about natural selection comes to mind here.

Go back and read my post, thoroughly!
There is NO mention of me, or any other employee handing ANY customer a loaded gun.

AGAIN, they walked into the store with their own personal firearms LOADED.
Do you get it now?

You might try a reading comprehension course, and also try not being so sanctimonious, especially about something you know nothing about.;)
 
Where do they come from???



P T Barnum said: Theres a sucker born every minute, and two to take him!! :(


PS-when I carry..................my gun is ALWAYS loaded!!! :D
 
knife141 said:
I've really enjoyed this thread -- made me remember why I quit doing gun shows after 10 years of dealing with some of the bozo's. One of the things that helped me decide to quit gun shows and only do knife shows was a show where two guns went off -- both on vendor's tables. I decided life was too short to put up with bullets whizzing over my head.

Of course, I do miss the opportunity to deal with:

(1) the guy who comes up to my table, pulls out a Pakastini knife with a broken spring and gets upset because I'm not interested in repairing it for him;

(2) the toothless guy who wants to explain to me that he can buy a knife for $10 at WallyWorld, I suppose thinking that I'll lower the price on a $300 knife to meet the "competition;"

(3) the yuppie who handles ever knife on the table to impress his girlfriend and cuts himself in the process;

(4) the martial arts guy who picks up a bowie and starts making slashing motions in a 3 foot arc;

(5) the guy who lays his rifle across my table so he can look at a gun on the table next to me;

(6) the guy who tells you he doesn't have any money, and wants you to make him a $600 knife, but doesn't want to put a $25 deposit on it;

(7) the guy who stops at your table, picks up a sheath, and starts to shove an old knife he just bought into a sheath you've carefully made to go with one of your knives. When you explain to him that the sheath goes with a certain knife, he always says, "I know -- I just wanted to see if this would fit."

I could go on and on. There's a lot of good folks at gun shows, but it's the bozo's you remember. Knife shows are a lot more fun.

John Ownby
Good grief you sure hit the nail on the head with your list! :D I've experienced almost all of the same scenerios. I'm getting to the point where I'm about ready to stop doing the gun shows because I'm tried of some individuals not respecting the work that goes into making a knife. If they want a low cost piece of ****, go see the made in pakistan junk dealers. :barf: I don't claim to be to best maker in the world, but I put my best effort into every knife I make and to be asked to lower my asking price to me is an insult. :grumpy: Knife show goers seem to be more appreciative of the work that goes into a handmade knife.
Scott
 
tom mayo said:
PS-when I carry..................my gun is ALWAYS loaded!!! :D

:D mine too.. but when I pass it to someone the ammo always comes out of it.



not saying yours don't Tom :footinmou :)
 
My favorite is from my buddy who came over and found i was making knives about a year and half ago when I first started and told me about the guy he saw at a gun and knife show who was makin damascus out of old rail road spikes braided w/ titanium. :confused: and what was even worse is i considered it. yes indeed it was "the most expencive damascus to make" it is very light but still held an edge extremly well because of the old steel that was used in those rail spikes, and yup you guessed it, they cant be found any more only by walking down very old rail road tracks in the desert you may happen upon one. and only a master smith could work such a steel. My buddy robert :( what a bloody moron
 
A friend of mine kept telling me of a knife he inherited from his fatherinlaw that was hand made and kept in the family for generations. It was unbelievable and would cut like nothing else. When he showed it to me I replied, I didn't know you had a Sheffield in the family. Sure enough it was there etched in the blade :confused:
 
Mike Hull said:
Go back and read my post, thoroughly!
There is NO mention of me, or any other employee handing ANY customer a loaded gun.

AGAIN, they walked into the store with their own personal firearms LOADED.
Do you get it now?

You might try a reading comprehension course, and also try not being so sanctimonious, especially about something you know nothing about.;)


Yeah... Duh, I got that the first time - didn't you see the smiley:: ( ;) )acknowledging your last question, which was: "Please tell me you're joking" or did you miss that part?
It was intended as a joke?...... OK? Now, I've said it twice. Get it?

My other comment "I really don't understand how those people could have survived so long"; referred to the CUSTOMERS, not you. :footinmou

'nough said.
 
OK Kids play nice.. :)

this is what happens in type
the meanings get a bit warped and out of shape. :)

I'm not sure if Mike has it switched off BIts,, but, the smilies can be turned off..
 
Smileys off - a possibility.
Misunderstandings in type are definitely a problem on all forums. Nothing beast the spoken word.
 
twisted bits, with the other nastiness going on here at that time, I thought you were serious. My apologies! :footinmou
 
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