The perfect occasion

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... Some of those stories were about “blowouts” and how amazed you are how high it can travel outside the diaper Have fun with that little guy!!!

Haha wow. Note to self: fasten diaper securely lol

It won’t matter…

Congratulations. It may be the biggest event of your life. Sounds like you still have your first Scheisssturm to look forward to. Mine occurred in Frontenac State Park in 1977, and caused the truncation of what was probably going to be an overambitious hike. The sight of the yellow stuff overflowing out of the neck of his onesie has stayed with me. I quickly learned to take precautions against a repetition.

CVamberbonehead , I think you've been a father for about a month now, and I hope everyone's doing great!
Some of the posts mentioned "diaper malfunctions", and I didn't want to make this post at the time for fear of giving you even more to think/worry about. But now that you're an "experienced dad", you can probably handle it.

My daughter is now 35, so this happened long ago, but below is a photo of what happened on my first attempt to change her diaper. IIRC, Mom and daughter came home from the hospital on a Sunday evening. I had to work the next day, but the in-laws were visiting to help out, so that was great. When I got home from work on Monday, I was given the task of changing the diaper. We didn't even have our changing table set up yet, so I got to work on the dining room table. Got the dirty diaper off and into the diaper pail, cleaned up the baby, and grabbed a clean diaper to put on. When I grabbed her feet and lifted her butt to get the new diaper in position, she let loose a soft, yellow projectile that hit me right in the thigh of my fashionable white pants! I let out a cry of dismay, and as each adult in the house came to look what my problem was, they started laughing so hard that no one could help me! But the first diaper change I did was the worst I ever had, so that's good!


- GT

 

[CVamberbonehead]

CVamberbonehead , I think you've been a father for about a month now, and I hope everyone's doing great!
Some of the posts mentioned "diaper malfunctions", and I didn't want to make this post at the time for fear of giving you even more to think/worry about. But now that you're an "experienced dad", you can probably handle it.

My daughter is now 35, so this happened long ago, but below is a photo of what happened on my first attempt to change her diaper. IIRC, Mom and daughter came home from the hospital on a Sunday evening. I had to work the next day, but the in-laws were visiting to help out, so that was great. When I got home from work on Monday, I was given the task of changing the diaper. We didn't even have our changing table set up yet, so I got to work on the dining room table. Got the dirty diaper off and into the diaper pail, cleaned up the baby, and grabbed a clean diaper to put on. When I grabbed her feet and lifted her butt to get the new diaper in position, she let loose a soft, yellow projectile that hit me right in the thigh of my fashionable white pants! I let out a cry of dismay, and as each adult in the house came to look what my problem was, they started laughing so hard that no one could help me! But the first diaper change I did was the worst I ever had, so that's good!
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- GT

Haha wow, thats a heck of a way to start things off! You should have worn your brown pants. Thanks for waiting a bit before sharing that horror story. lol
I havent been that unfortunate yet, though my son does have the uncanny ability to pee sky high during a diaper change just when I let my guard down lol Its been good though, he is a month old as of yesterday and hes healthy. Mom is healing up and we are getting by. Life is good.

Now that someone has bumped this thread, maybe we will see some more special occasion knives. I have been a little surprised that more people dont have a special occasion knife, though so many of the collections on here are so nice that it is probably hard to pick one out for the purpose! Lets see em if ya got em people!