The poo, poo thread.

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What knife/knives do you think are "circus knives" or just plain stupid and/or useless? This is your chance to get it off your chest! Your chance to "poo, poo" your least favorite knives! How many times have you seen a thread where someone posts pix of their _______ knife and you just go "ghaaaa"? This isn't about poor quality or bad designs only, it can just be that you think knife "A" is just stupid and you don't understand why anyone would buy/own one. Please don't bash too hard on "budget" knives either, not everyone here makes six figures.

Now, nobody gets to be offended by what some may say, after all, who cares what knife you like, it's yours and you love it right? So don't go all gung ho with a rebuttal or this could go South in a big hurry! All in fun please. ::thumbup::D
 
CRKT Buku. There was method to my madness when I bought it - really, there was, but it's OK if you don't believe me.

Nonetheless, madness it was. I just don't have any real use for a heavy slippery chunk of sharp metal.

...Mike
 
medford praetorian... shouldnt even be called a knife, its more useful as a folding prybar or shovel.
 
I love ZT, and I think Sinkevich is a great designer, but when I saw this knife my reaction was pure "lolwut?"

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Omg I love these threads. I always search "ugliest knives" in google. Along with most rediculous and stupid. I just can't get enough.
 
I don't know the model but there's a CRKT model that looks like a turd. Poo knife.
 
evilgreg, the only redeeming factor of that ...knife??... is that it is a limited edition; therefore, we won't see many. :eek: I am truly stunned by how ugly in form and function it appears to be. :rolleyes:
 
Not so much a knife but an accessory.

Beads (especially skull beads) on lanyards.

Whenever I see one, I can't help but think of the owner as a man child that never grew out of their 13 year old mall ninja phase.
 
Tony_A said:
.......... Beads (especially skull beads) on lanyards. Whenever I see one, I can't help but think of the owner as a man child that never grew out of their 13 year old mall ninja phase.
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Slipping on my fire retardant suit and staying in this thread
 
The two real Emersons I've owned were horrible in comparison to the several ZT and even Kershaw Emersons I've owned in terms of fit and finish and smooth deployment vs blade play.
 
Tony_A said:
Not so much a knife but an accessory.

Beads (especially skull beads) on lanyards.

Whenever I see one, I can't help but think of the owner as a man child that never grew out of their 13 year old mall ninja phase.
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I'm not going to make friends here, but I agree with you. Some guy had some material left over and thought I can make a tactical bead! Someone will buy it! The marketplace is full of them.
 
You just lost twice as many friends.


Oh, and push-daggers seem a bit silly to me, other than as collector items.
It's not Deadwood any more...
 
I HATE deep carry clips. And when I hear people say that they prefer them as to not offend the "sheeple", I hate them even more. I have no problem with people judging me for my actions, but I refuse to cater to those who would judge me for simply possessing something... Plus I just prefer for the end of the handle to stick out of my pocket.
 
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