The Pseudoscientific Method

Tai Goo

Tai Goo

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The Pseudoscientific Method:

1. Identify the non-problem or non-question,… and the marketing strategy.
2. Form an uneducated guess of the cause of the non-problem (or non-question) and make
non-predictions based upon the guess.
3. Test your guess by doing an experiment or trial and error, or just say phuk it,… I must be right. Pseudoscience is on my side!
4. Check and misinterpret your results, and then double and triple and quadruple check them... Then check your OCD!
5. Report your results to a body of your peers…

Avoid any type of logic or arithmetic that even remotely resembles, “2+2=4”!
 
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Tai Goo said:
Avoid any type of logic or arithmetic that even remotely resembles, “2+2=4”!
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Don't you mean mathetical?:D:D


Your five steps are spot-on, Tai... maybe my resentment of this stuff stems from my lack of creativity to come up with a marketing scheme!;)

...guess I'll go work on triple-quenching and edge-packing...
 
Tai -

i love you man, your posts usually bring a great levity to some other wise drab discussion.


NT Freakin Frog Fowler
 
Basically and "mathetically",... If you can come up with a good solid non-problem and convince others that it is a problem by isolating a few trivial facts and using plenty of metallurgical gibberish plus some good old faux logic,… the next steps would be to form a hidden marketing strategy, sway public opinion, convince them that you are smarter and a better scientist than everyone else,... and capitalize on it! :)
 
Tai Goo said:
Basically and "mathetically",... If you can come up with a good solid non-problem and convince others that it is a problem by isolating a few trivial facts and using plenty of metallurgical gibberish plus some good old faux logic,… the next steps would be to form a hidden marketing strategy, sway public opinion, convince them that you are smarter and a better scientist than everyone else,... and capitalize on it! :)
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This is, of course, true of everything.
 
Don't forget the part where you get a magazine to talk about how brilliant you are. Note: you might need to buy some advertising first.
 
:Dboy this heckling stuff is harsh. no more scotch for me at the keyboard.
matheticaly speaking of course :D
 
Step #8.

donkey.jpg


He ain't heavy,... he's my brother! :)
 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother:

The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

So on we go
His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We'll get there
For I know
He would not encumber me

If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another.

It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
 
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