The "Real" Knives

P.J., I think it would only count if they ask you, "Is that a real gun?" (I get asked that a lot about my little pocket pistols, btw.) I've been avoiding wearing my Uluchet on my belt, carrying it in a rucksack or shoulder bag instead. I live in Massachusetts....

Not2sharp's post cracked me up, in context. LOL! For another meaning of that question ... I think it's common for one kid to ask another, "Is that a real Rambo knife?" and the answer is likely to be something like, "The cap keeps falling off and dumping all my fishhooks and stuff on the ground and the compass broke and the sawteeth won't cut anything. I'm saving up to buy a better one."

One thing that distinguishes the "real" knives is they're affordable. Many people own and use real Bucks and Spydercos, even Randalls aren't out of reach for the common soldier, but there isn't any hollow-handle survival knife that's both good and affordable -- not for the teenagers who seem to be the main market. I don't know, maybe there is one brand that's affordable and reasonably good ... but if so it hasn't been good enough (or marketed widely enough) to achieve the status of a "real" knife. I'm afraid all those kids who are saving up to buy a better one are not going to be able to find one they can afford that's really any good.

Seems to me there's an untapped market there -- IMHO the whole concept sux, but kids want them anyway; my own oldest went ahead and bought one even after I explained to him what was wrong with the concept (and warned him it would break, too) -- I wish he could have bought one that wouldn't have broke in a few days of light use! How about it, manufacturers?

As long as I'm making appeals I have a better idea -- hey, Hollywood! How about making some movies about a hero who uses a knife a kid can afford that a kid could find some use for??? Well, there's McGyver with his SAK....

-Cougar Allen :{)
 
I think the only hollow handle knife design that works, is Chris Reeve's (one piece). Any other deign you're missing the tang on the knife. How strong could it possibly be?
 
There was a thread about that a while ago, in the year 1 forum I think -- somebody asked if anyone had ever broken a hollow-handled knife at the joint that wasn't one of the Alphabet-Mart junkers. Nobody had. (Several people even said they'd been able to get cheap junkers to hold together by using a long thinwall socket to tighten the nut, some used loktite on it too.)

Chris Reeve's one piece knives are surely very strong, but it seems that the others that aren't made in one piece don't break either -- only the cheap junkers break at the joint.

It makes sense to me ... bolting a hollow metal handle onto a short tang doesn't have to make a weak point; if you want to make that joint so strong that if you test the knife to failure it'll break somewhere else, what's stopping you??? There's no reason that construction has to be weak ... the makers of the junkers just don't care.

There are some bayonets with similar construction, by the way, and they apparently don't break at the joint either.

-Cougar Allen :{)
 
Cougar,
I'll have to take your word for it. If Mike ever does a Comparison, cancel my "To the Point" subscription.
 
LOL! I have to agree ... even if they don't break at the joint, the whole idea is still stupid.

-Cougar Allen :{)
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