Off Topic The Riddle of the Year

[Haebbie]

One dime question: what is this what I made this morning?

Haebbie

Waiting for funny answers.

 

[eveled]

Drying rack for jerky?

 

[afishhunter]

You don't know what you made?!??
A Spider Web Trap?

 

[Haebbie]

Drying rack for jerky?

Good Idea, but: no.

H.

 

[eveled]

BYW. whatever it is, it’s the nicest one I’ve seen.

 

[Haebbie]

You don't know what you made?!??
A Spider Web Trap?

Well, I have an idea.

The spiders make their own web and for the German mosquitos the mashes are too coarse.

H.

 

[Haebbie]

BYW. whatever it is, it’s the nicest one I’ve seen.

Good looking, isn’t it? I love it too, especially because I know what it is.

H.

 

[eveled]

Solar power sock dryer.

 

[Elgatodeacero]

This is a griddle, like for cooking fish, that hangs on side of the grill, or, in unlikely event I am wrong, it is a tool used by Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister.

 

[Haebbie]

Solar power sock dryer.

Too small for my socks, and the metal may corrode at once.

H.

 

[Haebbie]

This is a griddle, like for cooking fish, that hangs on side of the grill, or, in unlikely event I am wrong, it is a tool used by Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister.

Wooden grill tool? Thats a cool idea.

Our Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister has his house on the other side of the road (that’s true). He has to use his own tools. I won’t give him mine.

 

[Haebbie]

Upps, posted twice. Sorry.

 

[MT_Pokt]

For the Krautfest. Stand back and throw cabbage at it, the grates shred the cabbage and voila! Kraut!

 

[Haebbie]

For the Krautfest. Stand back and throw cabbage at it, the grates shred the cabbage and voila! Kraut!

May be for drying the single kraut strings for the very special American kraut burger? No.

 

[kossetx]

I don't know what it is but now I have to have one....

 

[Haebbie]

I don't know what it is but now I have to have one....

That’s the way to go.

H.

P. S.: Send me your address and i send you a construction manual.

 

[gedlicks]

It is for enforcing Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

by throwing cow pies at criminals who don't label cattle by law.

Place the DRIED cow pie on the rack, pull back the handle and release.

 

[tiguy7]

View attachment 1173447 It’s a free standing dreamcatcher.

 

[Haebbie]

It is for enforcing Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

by throwing cow pies at criminals who don't label cattle by law.

Place the DRIED cow pie on the rack, pull back the handle and release.

Nice word you found. Im lying under the table biting into the dogs paw.

Isn’t that the way to make beef jerky for criminals?

H.

 

[Haebbie]

Thats too funny. Im sitting here wiping off the tears out of my face so i have to lough. Great!!
The techno dream catcher - tiguy, I have ab muscle ache tomorrow.

H.