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so the thread isn't going to prove much other than to kill alot of innocent electrons...
I only wish electrons were innocent

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so the thread isn't going to prove much other than to kill alot of innocent electrons...
Its all preference, I prefer Kershaw/Zero tolerance over both of them
So where's the ultimate post?
I one day went to the store for butter. I noticed a thing for speed dating so i said "ehh why not."
Later that night I went to the olive garden for the speed dating. The first 9 were HORRIBLE! I mean honest, they looked like baseball gloves. It left me very confused.
The 10th though, had a unique connection. we started talking and laughing. Then I asked about her father, she told me that her father used to be a mariner in south carolina on the SS PartyRock. She then told me his name was admiral JC Witmire. At that point I stood up and drew my Frost Cutlery Subhilt Bowie and planted it firmly into the table. Regretfully I looked at her and said "My father was the original admiral of the SS PartyRock, till they muntanied him for shuffling too much. You do realize that this means we can never be" She looked at me, then slowly at the knife. We a depressed sigh she agreed.
Then she looked into my eyes with the white hot fury that I have seen in no other. She flipped the table, pasta knife wine and all at me and produced frost cutlery throwing knives. She hurled 3 of them at me. two i had managed to dodge but the 3rd stuck me in the shoulder. I fell among the shattered plates and then rolled up producing my Derespina Lucky 13 and mustered all I could. I yelled out the yiddish battle cry of the SS PartyRock as I charged. She to replied "OMIR GAYNE!!!!" as she rushed forward producing a Ka-bar TDI. The fury in the air was enough to choke on as we ran with the same ferocity of a cornered wolf!
Suddenly out of nowhere! My father burst through the door yelling "STOPPP!!!!" he threw a Busse Battle mistress in between us to stop us from continuing our assault. He looked at the girl and said,"........this rivally is pointless........ Admiral JC Witmire was infertile. I impregnated your mother miranda. I am your true father. This violence is pointless!!!" Over come with confusion I fell to my knees. He walked over and ripped the throwing knife out of my shoulder. Miranda, my father, and I stood there having a moment that words can never describe. A waiter spoke up nervously, "Can I help you?" Simultaneously we all said "Dr. Pepper and some fish!" We looked at each other and laughed.
and that is why spyderco wins.
I one day went to the store for butter. I noticed a thing for speed dating so i said "ehh why not."
Later that night I went to the olive garden for the speed dating. The first 9 were HORRIBLE! I mean honest, they looked like baseball gloves. It left me very confused.
The 10th though, had a unique connection. we started talking and laughing. Then I asked about her father, she told me that her father used to be a mariner in south carolina on the SS PartyRock. She then told me his name was admiral JC Witmire. At that point I stood up and drew my Frost Cutlery Subhilt Bowie and planted it firmly into the table. Regretfully I looked at her and said "My father was the original admiral of the SS PartyRock, till they muntanied him for shuffling too much. You do realize that this means we can never be" She looked at me, then slowly at the knife. We a depressed sigh she agreed.
Then she looked into my eyes with the white hot fury that I have seen in no other. She flipped the table, pasta knife wine and all at me and produced frost cutlery throwing knives. She hurled 3 of them at me. two i had managed to dodge but the 3rd stuck me in the shoulder. I fell among the shattered plates and then rolled up producing my Derespina Lucky 13 and mustered all I could. I yelled out the yiddish battle cry of the SS PartyRock as I charged. She to replied "OMIR GAYNE!!!!" as she rushed forward producing a Ka-bar TDI. The fury in the air was enough to choke on as we ran with the same ferocity of a cornered wolf!
Suddenly out of nowhere! My father burst through the door yelling "STOPPP!!!!" he threw a Busse Battle mistress in between us to stop us from continuing our assault. He looked at the girl and said,"........this rivally is pointless........ Admiral JC Witmire was infertile. I impregnated your mother miranda. I am your true father. This violence is pointless!!!" Over come with confusion I fell to my knees. He walked over and ripped the throwing knife out of my shoulder. Miranda, my father, and I stood there having a moment that words can never describe. A waiter spoke up nervously, "Can I help you?" Simultaneously we all said "Dr. Pepper and some fish!" We looked at each other and laughed.
and that is why spyderco wins.
dodge vs chevy
huskvarna vs stihl
bmw vs mercedes
snapon vs matco
conventional vs synthetic
I'll take a benchmade any day over a spyderco. I'm in love with the axis lock plus benchmades q/c is much better than spyderco's. No
spyderco I've ever held feels as good as a b/m. They open and close with a buttery smooth action, its fantastic.
That said, I don't like most of benchmade's designs. Here spyderco clearly wins.
I feel spyderco's quality can be compared to general motors. They are ok and do the job and that's it. Benchmade would be your toyota, subaru or honda.
Hey, hey, hey! There is no 'Snap-on vs. anything'. If it is not Snap-on it is crap!![]()