The weirdest thing you've ever used your knife for?

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Just for laughs... cmon

I picked my nose with it before lol, I'm sure there's gotta be worse
 
I've taken two crappy knives and did a knife fight with them... with the metal to metal (Ka ching! Ka ching! Ka ching!) sound effects and everything.
 
People that don't know knives think it's weird that I shave off my body hair to test the sharpness.

I can't think of anything that I think's weird that I've done.
 
Used my recon scout as a sand anchor on canoe trip on a piece of beach. Worked great.
 
Used my skyline while rock climbing once, hangin' there 190 feet in the air, no hand holds available...took that skyline and jammed that blade into the rock face, and voila, was on my way.....

:D

ummm ya, okay, peeled potato's?
 
When I was (much) younger and moving out of an apartment, I thought I was very clever. I used my SAK to jam open the elevator door. You know that rubber bar if it hits anything while the main door is closing, switches the door to open again. Safety thing.Crammed the knife body in there. Well of course the door tried to close, out popped my knife and bye bye down the shaft. I wonder if it is still there or the Otis service guy got himself a bonus.
 
I hate to admit it....but during my day to day living....I've used my EDC to cut things that need cutting.

I know it's crazy that it wasn't used for extreme minimal survival-tainment, or cinder block cutting, or chopping water bottles in half, or intimidiating gangs of hoodlums (hoodla?)...didn't even post a video on YouTube of me doing it....but I'm willing to stand up in front of everybody and admit it.

Please don't judge me.
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This thread makes me lol.

To show my wife how sharp I keep my knives, I shaved her leg with one after I stropped it last night. I tell you, women's leg hair is some tough stuff. But it shaved.
 
I used a S30V Military to shave a work area completely around my wrist while I was waiting to get my first wristband tattoo.
 
I used this
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to eat pork fried rice when I didn't have a spoon.
No, I didn't cut my tongue or mouth in the process.
 
A broken latch locked me in a public batroom. I use my knife to get out.
 
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