The wife thinks my knives are silly!

When she's struggling to open a package tell her she could use your knife but that would just be silly.
 
She's right, they're a frivolous waste of time and money, so immediately pack up all the offending knives, ship them to me asap then wash yer dirty, dirty hands to get that nasty knife stuff off yer hands before ya touch anything else.

PS, label the box Boring Technical Equipment so my wife won't open it. :)
 
;)Ohh god dont get me started on the shoes which half she never wears.. Ohh wait this is starting to sound a bit familiar
 
not as silly as buying a 300.00 handbag,using it for a few months & ditching it in the closet forever because its out of style(im not married but i know it happens all the time)....
 
softrockrenegade said:
;)Ohh god dont get me started on the shoes which half she never wears.. Ohh wait this is starting to sound a bit familiar
Click to expand...

Just have to remember the facts...... ;)

When it comes to women it's always all about them, and anyone that tells you different is wrong.... ;)

Learn to tune them out or they will drive you nuts with all of their BS. :D

Or get a Divorce like I did. :D
 
It could be worse. MY wife asked me for a boot knife. Years ago. She's still got it. AND the knife for slashing she wanted to tape inside her purse in case somebody messed with her in the street.

On the other hand, she never complained about my knives. :)
 
Esav Benyamin said:
It could be worse. MY wife asked me for a boot knife. Years ago. She's still got it. AND the knife for slashing she wanted to tape inside her purse in case somebody messed with her in the street.

On the other hand, she never complained about my knives. :)
Click to expand...

I need to find one like that. :D :thumbup:
 
My wife sliced her thumb at work with her Micro-Canadian the other day try to cut an apple up. I love that woman :)

She doesn't say a word about my addiction - I just buy her something every now and again.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top