In Shel Silverstein's immortal lyrics:
"...But next morning bright and early,
I stole old Pegleg's girlie,
And I took along his wooden leg just to play it safe..."
"...I'm a three-legged man with a two-legged woman, being chased cross country by a one-legged fool..."
You CAN guess how old Pegleg GOT to be Pegleg, can't you?