Things you would NOT wanna hear yourself say about your Hinderers....

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"Occifer, I beg your pardon but that blade is nowhere near three inches, my Wife told me and she knows three inches when she see's it" (burp)


"Umm I know I left my knife in my McClaren F1. Now if I could just remember where I parked that thing".

" Your Honor, IF my X-Wife wants the knives she can have them"

" Hey! There's my Knife! over there.....Ooops, does that guy look Dead to you?"

" Yes, I know the baby has my knife, He knows how the Flipper works. I showed him"

" Damn, my Ass hurts.... anybody seen my Spanto?"

" No thank you, I have plenty"

" Favorite Hobby? Oh I dunno.... collecting XM's or needle point"

:)

Betcha this group can come up with more.......:cool::)
 
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" Sweetie I do Love you more than my knives and I'd rather watch Desperate Housewives with you than sharpen my knife, Honest"
 
Really Doll, as exotic as your cat is it will never go up in value, let's take what the nice couple offered and put that into a Hinderer. Oh I never thought about that.......never mind.
 
It happened so I can say it. "Wish some a****le had stolen any of my other gear than that."
 
It is a foolproof way to drop high blood pressure, but how does one raise the blood pressure afterwards now that there isn't even any kind of reading?
 
"Do you really want to know why it cost so much?"

(I HATE to explain such an obvious answer!!!!!)
 
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Set the stage. Prior to tonight you did not own any XM18 3".

Scene: Low lights, candles and seductive music playing. Your two (2) XM 24's are on the couch..... There is an XM 18 3" in between them.

" HEY! What were you TWO up TOO!!" and can you do it a few more times ?" :)
 
No honey..
its not another knife from Rob, Rick or Rob....
its just a thank you note from them, like last time.
and yes, its a little heavy because they like me to much.
 
"Sure, keep it, I don't need it."

Something I hope to never say with any truth in my voice/mind.
 
" IF you don't mind, can we pull that out BEFORE we go to the ER?"

" No, seriously drive right over it.... Honest, I saw Rick do it"
 
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