thinking about a new edc - but is it pc?

I would think if you're going to baton with the first uh .... item, this is what you'd want to be hitting it with:

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It would be an idea, before you start, to call the ambulance preemptively.
 
Are you kidding me!?! The blade length isn't nearly long enough. How will you survive a zombie apocalypse with that?? My advice would be get a nice two handed sword with atleast 4' of blade made from M4 steel.Then you won't get as much zombie blood on you. Most people don't know that zombie blood can cause zombieism just like their bite does.
 
Does it come with a sheath, or is a folder? Maybe we should ask some of the guys over in the traditionals forum, it could be an old slippy actually. Nice

(PS - I almost wet myself reading this thread. Knife-nerds unite! Haha, awesome:thumbup::thumbup:)
 
Looks like it'd make for a nice user, but I've always preferred this baby right here. It'll take on any task you throw at it, and then some.

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At first I wondered: "Who dreams this stuff up?"

And then I realized: "Wait a minute, somebody gets paid to dream this stuff up...."

And then I thought: "Where do I sign up?"

And this made me think: "Somebody actually buys these things; and that's just terrifying."

There are some things you can't buy, there are some thing you can buy, and there are some things only idiots buy.
 
This thread would be hilarious if I didn't have family members who actually buy me crap like that for Christmas and birthdays.:grumpy:
 
Thanks to flying hippo, now I can't decide between the survival/camping/wilderness skull-claw and the survival/camping/wilderness skull-and-spinal-column-scythe-baton. Clearly the second one (I can't write that name out again) would be better for batoning, but the first one has the fondue advantage.

Flying hippo, does the spinal-column-scythe come with a kydex sheath, or is it leather? I heard leather is no good in wet weather on youtube. A molle attachment would be uber.

Hahah, Mr .44 spl: it's true about the sebenza! That was hilarious!
 
Wow. I just ordered a new edc knife too. Let's meet up at Blade show 2010 and pickup some chicks!

I bought the one on her right hand. The left handed one looks stupid and totally mall ninja.

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my roommate asked me what i was laughing about...i started to explain it to him...he left the room shaking his head...my friends dont understand...:)
 
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