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[Lieutenant] "Soldier, You know danm well that I expect you to wear a cover when outdoors. What do you have to say for yourself?
[Soldier] "It was the damdest thing! I was walking toward the gate when I saw the sarge roaring up toward me on a tear."
[Lieutenant] "Yeah, you'd best get out of his way when he's like that."
[Soldier] "Believe me, I did. But he swerved toward me, reached out his window, and snatched my hat plumb off my head!"
[Lieutenant] "What!? I wondor what that was all about."
[Solider] "I dunno. I think he shouted something about his spooky pistol needing it."
[Lieutenant] "Remind me not to use a chin strap when I'm wearing my cav Stetson!"
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[Soldier] "It was the damdest thing! I was walking toward the gate when I saw the sarge roaring up toward me on a tear."
[Lieutenant] "Yeah, you'd best get out of his way when he's like that."
[Soldier] "Believe me, I did. But he swerved toward me, reached out his window, and snatched my hat plumb off my head!"
[Lieutenant] "What!? I wondor what that was all about."
[Solider] "I dunno. I think he shouted something about his spooky pistol needing it."
[Lieutenant] "Remind me not to use a chin strap when I'm wearing my cav Stetson!"
