Jerry, speaking of PVC pipe, imagine this...
My brother walks into a Home Depot with his son. The same son who, at 10-years old, brought home an old chainsaw and asked, "Look what I found in the garbage down the street. If the motor runs, can I attach it to my scooter?"
They're strolling through the plumbing section when Mr. Orange Vest approaches and asks if there's anything he can help them find.
My brother nonchalantly opens up a copy of
Backyard Ballistics (a gift from yours truly) to the `tater gun section, shows it to the guy, and answers, "Yeah, we need some PVC pipe. The heavy stuff, and some good pipe cement..."
My brother said the guy turned pale and started stuttering, LOL!
So, speaking of PVC pipe, are there any payloads across the nearest state border to your north?