This is TERRIBLE! I'm actually USING this knife!

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Lavan

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Stupid Ritter MK1. I even used it to cut a weed out of a potted plant. In DIRT, frevvins sake!
This is not right.
I may use it so much that I won't even be able to lose money on it by selling it mint to someone who isn't as frikkin IMPULSIVE as I am. They won't WANT it if it isn't MINT!
I better toss this thing and get another PRETTY knife.

Actually the others aren't all that pretty, but they have polished blades or at least... SHINY ....ones that send me to a junk box for a "digging" knife.

This ugly "stonewashed" Ritter makes me just use it like a common.... KNIFE!!!

This could be very bad.
 
LOL!!!! :thumbup:

We aim to help you develop bad habits... :D

Happy to see we're succeeding
 
This must be nipped in the bud!!! Next thing you know, you'll be sharpening the doggone thing!
 
Really using a knife? And I only thought they were to look at. A Knife = A Tool, what a new concept. Next, you will be using it to cut something.:D
 
Yeah... it's something that Doug puts on the blade. The more you stare at the knives, the more control they get over you. Soon, they have you looking for things to cut so they can feed.

My wife used to have two large, wrap-around, antique scarves. Now she has two dozen pocket hankies. Doesn't appreciate them, though. Once she lets me back in the house I'm gonna make her 50 bandaids out of them :D.
 
You cut a weed . . .

How can you determine it was a weed - isn't that just a human prejudice? All plants are part of Mother Earth and you just cut it down, slashed it like some plant hater psychopath, letting the sap run into the dirt.

Bet you pulled out the roots too, ripping them from their warm embrace with their ordained source of life.

How utterlly evil, acting like some god to choose which lives, which dies, no regard for the life forces that control our mother ship earth.

Sorry, got to go, need the kids to go mow the grass - its such a chore. Wish I had time to sharpen the blade . . .
 
Wow- I thought you needed at least a Strider for something like that! Good job!
 
I blame Ritter... If he hadn't wanted that particular model used, he shouldn't have given it, arguably, the perfect blade shape for doing everything... I mean, changing your oil, performing a brain transplant, or cheating at bingo, it does it all...not that I've ever used mine, I've just heard.
 
tirod3 said:
You cut a weed . . .

How can you determine it was a weed - isn't that just a human prejudice? All plants are part of Mother Earth and you just cut it down, slashed it like some plant hater psychopath, letting the sap run into the dirt.

Bet you pulled out the roots too, ripping them from their warm embrace with their ordained source of life.

How utterlly evil, acting like some god to choose which lives, which dies, no regard for the life forces that control our mother ship earth.

Sorry, got to go, need the kids to go mow the grass - its such a chore. Wish I had time to sharpen the blade . . .
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Oh, very good! Plant hating psychopath . . . must remember that.
 
Personally, I'm not too fond of poison ivy, raspberries, wait-a-minute vines, or the like.

It's why I don't sharpen the blades, bwuHAHAhaha snirt snirt (uses finger to push up large thick glasses)

I have a hat I wear mowing that says, Bermuda Fears Me.

DROP that deck, DROP that deck, mowwww it DOWN!

My Ryobi has a hop up kit with a chain saw blade. The stove pipe shin guards look pretty cool, except neighbors keep up with Tin Man jokes. I just splatter their yards with the poison ivy waste.
 
O.K you have taken the first step cutting a weed.... Now go out and find a piece of wood and start doin some whittling, next thing you know you will be cuttin everything in sight and have a very happy knife.
 
Next time. Before you cut the "weeds", you need to yell out "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE", then cut the weed. (but your knife gets the ultimate prize, whatever it was)
 
tirod3 said:
You cut a weed . . .

How can you determine it was a weed - isn't that just a human prejudice? All plants are part of Mother Earth and you just cut it down, slashed it like some plant hater psychopath, letting the sap run into the dirt.

Bet you pulled out the roots too, ripping them from their warm embrace with their ordained source of life.

How utterlly evil, acting like some god to choose which lives, which dies, no regard for the life forces that control our mother ship earth.

Sorry, got to go, need the kids to go mow the grass - its such a chore. Wish I had time to sharpen the blade . . .
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tirod3, I think you missed your calling. You gotta take your act to the stage. You would be a millionaire. funny as all hell. salute.
John
 
Keith Montgomery said:
Using a knife...what a novel concept. Lavan, I think you might be on to something.
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Nah--it'll never catch on. It just promotes pieces of things rather than wholes--and makes safe queens jealous--and puts collectors out of business! It'll never catch on. You won't find me doing that with my knives!
Greg
 
A knife unsused is a knife abused...

Fantasy knives and mall ninja stuff doesn't count, because you shouldn't buy them anyway.
 
cybrok said:
A knife unsused is a knife abused...

Fantasy knives and mall ninja stuff doesn't count, because you shouldn't buy them anyway.
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Absolutely! IMAO, it is disrespectful to a knife to acquire it and then not use it for it's created purpose. Any knife that one acquires should be carried and used at least enough to help promote bonding, even if it won't be an EDC.
 
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