This "Thread" is in the Toilet!

Cant get blade magazine subscriptions over here, but if I did, I probably wouldn't...

Toilet knife? if I was going to be there a while, I'd bring a Bali-song, it'd be fun to flip on the toilet.
 
Ozy said:
Cant get blade magazine subscriptions over here, but if I did, I probably wouldn't...

Toilet knife? if I was going to be there a while, I'd bring a Bali-song, it'd be fun to flip on the toilet.
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i dont think I would flip any knife with my cock out
 
I'd want a knife that could push cut toilet paper, so I could make little toilet paper snowflakes for wiping my butt once I was done:)
Then I would flush a knife magazine down the toilet while chanting 'we all live in a yellow submarine', and waving my arms about in a strange fashion.
I will NOT leave the house until the triffids go away:mad:
You damn, dirty apes.
 
My worst knife injury was from practicing Arnis on the terlet with my Benchmade 710. Thankfully, I only opened up my leg at the kneecap. Can't imagine flipping a butterfly knife would be in any way smarter.
 
Ahmmm... Excuse me, but what is going on?

All the best,
David Darom (ddd)
 
lorien said:
i'd Want A Knife That Could Push Cut Toilet Paper, So I Could Make Little Toilet Paper Snowflakes For Wiping My Butt Once I Was Done:)
Then I Would Flush A Knife Magazine Down The Toilet While Chanting 'we All Live In A Yellow Submarine', And Waving My Arms About In A Strange Fashion.
I Will Not Leave The House Until The Triffids Go Away:mad:
You Damn, Dirty Apes.
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Lol :d
 
2knife said:
Coop, do we have a "Toilet" knife photo, laying around? ..or contest for "ugly knife" 2008?
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Sorry David,

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING I would post would give me any redeeming value. :p :thumbdn: :D

Is this W&C....? :confused:

Coop
 
Lorien said:
I'd want a knife that could push cut toilet paper, so I could make little toilet paper snowflakes for wiping my butt once I was done:)
Then I would flush a knife magazine down the toilet while chanting 'we all live in a yellow submarine', and waving my arms about in a strange fashion.
I will NOT leave the house until the triffids go away:mad:
You damn, dirty apes.
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Obvious evidence that Vancouver Island's reputation for outstanding vegetation is not unfounded.
 
Lol!:d
 
i managed to cut off the end of the index finger on my left hand.

but it's alright, because it cut off the scar from when i last did it :D
 
did you do it whilst taking a dump?
 
that was awesome!

The economy is in the toilet, and I don't think that even Joe, "The Liquid", Plumber can clear the pipe, even with his custom made toilet plunging knife.
Speaking of pipes, where's mine?.... Oh! Found it.
Yikes, Triffids!

:D








P.s. it's about time we had some funny business! The more absurd, the better! Those with delicate sensibilities, be forewarned!
 
You alls metallurgy and economics is all bassackwards and all screwed up,... and in the toilet!

Nothing beats a good bowel movement every now and again…. :D

It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - R.E.M.
(from official lyric sheet)

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...
(It's time I had some time alone)
 
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