Thought I would invade this place

I liked the ESEE condom, "ESEE keeping you outta trouble in tight spots"

That's my slogan you can use it if you want, but it will cost you a Junglas, and a pack kit.

Moose

I'd have thought there'd be something like: "ESEE Latex: For all your hard use needs."
BTW Jeff, if you run with that idea, I only want an ESEE-5 and a fire kit.
I'm cheap.
 
This is the most epic thread ever on bladeforums....lmao!!
 
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This is the ost epic thread ever on bladeforums....lmao!!

Naw, sombody needs to post a vid of a guy killing a deer with a BK9, then, it would become epic.

Moose
 
Am I sensing a knife collaboration in the future. :D

Uhmmm wasnt that already done????

I look at Becker as the dark side of the force and ESEE as the darker side of the force. No there realy isnt any light side of the force in my world:D
 
I thought that was your job! :thumbup:

I'm running a high fever, body aches, and for sum damn reason, my nose feels like they just laid high pressure concrete in my sinuses. Gonna have to bow out on this one. Soon as I'm better though.

Moose
 
I'm running a high fever, body aches, and for sum damn reason, my nose feels like they just laid high pressure concrete in my sinuses. Gonna have to bow out on this one. Soon as I'm better though.

Moose

You Beckerheads will whine and make any excuse won't you? ;)
 
I'm running a high fever, body aches, and for sum damn reason, my nose feels like they just laid high pressure concrete in my sinuses. Gonna have to bow out on this one. Soon as I'm better though.

Moose

feel better boss! you probably picked up some kinda Rat disease... perhaps one of them hanta viruses from the rat leavings you been brushing off all day :)
 
feel better boss! you probably picked up some kinda Rat disease... perhaps one of them hanta viruses from the rat leavings you been brushing off all day :)

I been spending too much time in that ESEE forum, problably picked up the ninja off one of Jeff's posts. One of them communicable diseases.

Moose
 
Those ESEE condoms must have holes in 'em.

How about "ESEE Rubbers, Really More of a Strainer Than a Barrier" ?

Not quite the same ring...

I'll work on it.
 
Thanks, Paul for the great back up I have come to expect

Sorry Ethan,

My bad...I thought you said to "protract your 6". Protect, protract.


And Paul if I thought I could get away with it I would rent one of those little scooter thingies for SHOT

Hey you know it's not me you have to worry about. I'm all for armed mobility.



Best Regards,

Paul Tsujimoto
Sr Eng
Prod Dev and Qual
KA-BAR Knives
 
and tell yall how worthless all of you are. Moose has been over on our forums trying to convert everyone over to beckers and he's already taken about half of our people! :eek: Next thing you know we will lose the other half to Busse and all that will be left is a few old farts taking cyanide capsules at ESEE.

BTW: is that old man Becker still alive? He hides out pretty good. I figure he's gotta be at leat 90 years old by now.

FYI...Jeff...I'm a convert from Busse to ESEE... These Beckers look beautiful..But I'm three ESEE's in and I'm planning on owning everything ESEE makes... I'm done converting!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
 
Hmmm. I sneak over here to see what all the fuss is about and see our own R.A.T. at the top of the topic list. I'm now sure what to think.

Is it true they take BK2's, strip them down, give them a proper heat treat, flat grind and re-profile them, add man handles, remove the black Krylon coating and put on a proper coating, apply a proper edge and then sell them as ESEE's?:rolleyes:;)
 
RAT/ ESEE is just a front for Becker Incorporated. The rabbit hole goes deep, and you don't want to know all the details.
 
RAT/ ESEE is just a front for Becker Incorporated. The rabbit hole goes deep, and you don't want to know all the details.

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I knew it. It's like the Illumintati or something.

We call it the Beckernati (pronounced Becker-Naughty). Now that you know, you need to keep it to your self. You can't tell anyone, or we will show up and rust all of you ESEE knives to orange dust overnight. You better remember that.

:D

Moose
 
Hmmm. I sneak over here to see what all the fuss is about and see our own R.A.T. at the top of the topic list. I'm now sure what to think.

Is it true they take BK2's, strip them down, give them a proper heat treat, flat grind and re-profile them, add man handles, remove the black Krylon coating and put on a proper coating, apply a proper edge and then sell them as ESEE's?:rolleyes:;)

now that's just hitting below the belt right there. :grumpy::):)
 
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