thoughts on mall ninjas

[Magnum22]

how do you guys define mall ninjas?

i have my own thoughts on the topic but i'd like to read some other opinions first. i'm sure they're in line with many of your own views.

 

[Larry S.]

Check these links for some excellent tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek Mall Ninja escapades......

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

OR

http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

 

[Jaiofspam]

ahh the famous thread :thumbup:

i must admit i was a mall ninja in middle school and highschool
chinatown was my best friend

that was a LONG time ago...
however, symptoms of my post traumatic mall ninja syndrome happen everytime i see grappling hooks and cheap throwing stars

EDIT: i know i cant possibly be the only mall ninja in the cantina... COME OUT NINJAS!!! SHOW YOURSELVES!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PAtrYgNut1E
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2PuKZ4SM5Mg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MS4nCvhhcw&mode=related&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReGBY&mode=related&search=
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/ninja_rent.jsp

 

[Abaniko]

"Or is my life better spent as the silent, alert, stalwart, invisible guardian of the free mall…

I cannot tell."

I Fall To The Floor, Laughing.

 

[docdredd]

haha i cry every time i read those.

 

[Jaiofspam]

hey i found some mall ninjas training
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MUCsfVM3RBU&mode=related&search=

be warned "red lobsters" are secret ninja training grounds LOL

another training vid
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMInbHKfNBo&mode=related&search=

jedi mall ninja
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJDdwZjB4z8

 

[cybrok]

jedi mall ninja
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJDdwZjB4z8

That guy wasn't even impersonating a Jedi, he was preparing for a live-action D&D game.

He filmed himself with a camera he borrowed at school and forgot the tape in it. Guys found it and putted it on Kazaa for 4 minutes. "That will never get all over the world" they told themself.

Why do I know that? I study with one of the guys that found the tape. They created a monster


I must also admit that the first knife I bought on the Internet was a S&W black double-edged boot knife...

 

[Mackenzie4856]

I freely admit to being a recovering mall ninja. Notice I didn't say recovered.

My main hard use khukri? A $25 monster from BudK. But I'm looking to snag an AK from a DOTD soon.