Threatened withdrawal of marital pleasures...

Someone has the be the wife...
you are essentially asking us if it should be you or her?
 
wash said:
You need to counter with refusal to use deodorant or bathe combined with a diet rich in beans and chili.
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And since she has leveled that field, raise her hard-boiled eggs and popcorn, then saurkraut/onion covered hotdogs, then, if that doesn't work, the secret weapon....
 
Hummm...the way I have it set-up at the house is no frisky FROM ME if I can't endulge my steel addiction. I guess she beat you to the ultimatum thing.
This should be a lesson to you newly wedded guys!
 
Knives will last you forever, bedroom pleasures will only last 15min... + or - 10 min.;)......... This would be the perfect post to use the "jirk-it" smilie but I dont want to get in trouble with the Moderators ..:rolleyes:
 
Get a P.O. box and have them shipped there. Hide them and never bring them all out at the same time. If she finds one say you have had it for a long time or say you got it as an even trade for another knife. You could say each new knife was a trade for the last knife you had and then you just hide the previous purchases. Get a safe.
 
"Problem is, my wife has threatened not to allow me any more bedroom pleasures if I buy any more knives this *year*!!! I think she means it."

Ahhh, them BR Pleasures are waaaaaay over rated anyway -:rolleyes:

Stick with the INFI as it will never let you down.:thumbup: :D
 
Im still trying to figure out what marital pleasures your talking about. I was married once and dont remember it being very pleasurable.
 
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Tell her you are buying them to on sell and that you got them really cheap and can sell them for more. Keep trading all the time and getting rid of some and then get more. A constant turn around of part of your collection instead of constantly acquiring and never disposing works well :)
 
Like I told my first wife, she can't take it away if she doesn't know where I'm getting it.:D
 
Ducktaper said:
Hummm...the way I have it set-up at the house is no frisky FROM ME if I can't endulge my steel addiction. I guess she beat you to the ultimatum thing.
This should be a lesson to you newly wedded guys!
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Wow! That is quite frankly the most intelligent solution I've ever heard. Damn. Now, I wish I'd been less supportive so that then when I was more supportive I'd get rewarded like that. ;) :D lol
 
Irezumi said:
Tell her you are buying them to on sell and that you got them really cheap and can sell them for more. Keep trading all the time and getting rid of some and then get more. A constant turn around of part of your collection instead of constantly acquiring and never disposing works well :)
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This totally works for me!! Sometimes I loose a few bucks here and there but I got to play with INFI and get frisky...
 
I would publicly seek the opinions of the faceless masses as to how to deal with my personal relationship problems.

Banned smilie x3
 
Funny... shortly before my impending divorce everything I bought was "Around a hundred bucks..." :)

Honestly - if your wife respects you and your hobbies and you reciprocate - you should be able to work some deal. Obviously... I couldn't - and I don't respond well to 'ultimatums'.

Good luck - you're going to need it.
 
Before getting married every man should get a prenup that says you can buy whatever you want and you can keep all of your stuff if you ever get divorced, and holding the bedroom activities hostage is grounds for an immediate divorce where she gets nothing!!!! Be a man!! Lay down the law!!!

OH MY!!! Gotta go! The wife is coming... if she sees this post I won't even be able to by a cheap Chinese knockoff at a flea market:eek:
 
Deadhead Archer said:
I would publicly seek the opinions of the faceless masses as to how to deal with my personal relationship problems.

Banned smilie x3
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He's seeking counsel from other knife aficionados, many of whom have been in a similar situation with their spouses. Posting an issue about knives on a knife site.
You have no room to disrespect him here.
 
I also find that the occasional Coach purse "lubes" the way...
Women think it is Better than INFI!!!!!
 
Make nice with the wife by sending that HHFSH to me. I was drooling over that one for awhile yesterday. Decided that I just didn't have the funds to swing it. Glad to hear you picked it up. Also glad to hear that your wife may force you to pass it on to me anyway. Thank her for scoring me that HH:D :D.
 
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