three words...

[Charlie Mike]

Eat me

 

[Beile]

Stay Back 300'

Surgeon General's Warning

Not A Toy

 

[JTR357]

Made In China

 

[Squeezymo]

Made In China

hahahaha best one yet

 

[Bige610]

Laces out

 

[dextersp1]

see rock city

 

[J_Curd]

Blame heat treat.

 

[orca8589]

git yer own

thx - cpr

 

[gazz98]

Rosie O'Donnell loveslave

Eat more bacon

Not a lightsaber

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Floccinaucinihilipilification
Antidisestablishmentarianism

(longest 3 words found in most major dictionaries)

 

[cmdionne]

Seven Dollars Wasted

 

[Papacat]

I love kittens.

 

[eburon]

"Ford GM Chrysler"

For your grandchildren to tell them how America used to have three big automobile companies and how they went bankrupt during 2009/2010.

For Europeans it should be: "Saab Opel Volvo"

 

[killyourself038]

"move your finger"

 

[Charlie Mike]

Use, sharpen. Repeat.

 

[riffraff]

"Eat My Shorts"

 

[cmdionne]

F*** My Life

 

[Papacat]

"Why so serious?"

"DO NOT EAT."

 

[MValborg]

not a weapon

 

[riffraff]

"Fetch the superglue"

 

[Reeek]

Never Needs Sharpening