Tibetan knives (not what you think)

[Semper Fi]

These things never seem to happen to me...wonder why?

Well, Nasty, it's because you are...umm...rather nasty. But then again, it doesn't seem to happen to me either and I'm not nasty at all.

 

[Rusty]

It's stories like these that make me want to stay out of California, for criminies sake.