Tigger attack in Florida

Tigger should be fired for not keeping true to his predatory instincts. He should've disemboweled the goofy teen and left his kin to slip around on his greasy intestines only after devouring the teen's liver and then stalking off into the shadows looking for his next victim.
 
Tigger should be fired for not keeping true to his predatory instincts. He should've disemboweled the goofy teen and left his kin to slip around on his greasy intestines only after devouring the teen's liver and then stalking off into the shadows looking for his next victim.

Too funny:D
On a sort of related note: Didn't he stay in character? I thought that's what Tigger did, jumped around and tackled people. The jolly enforcer of the Pooh Mafia, if you will. The kid should have never messed with Tigger. He brings da pain:D
Pooh: Piglet, I believe you are behind in this weeks protection honey.
Piglet: Why, Pooh, I..I..I was just on my way to pay you, and...
Pooh: Piglet, my dear, I am feeling a rumbly my tumbly that says that is BS. Oh, Tigger... if you please.
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear...
Tigger: Hiya, buddy! I gonna do a million trillion jumpity ropes with your intestines! Hoo Hoo Huh-Hooo!

Jake
 
Too funny:D
On a sort of related note: Didn't he stay in character? I thought that's what Tigger did, jumped around and tackled people. The jolly enforcer of the Pooh Mafia, if you will. The kid should have never messed with Tigger. He brings da pain:D
Pooh: Piglet, I believe you are behind in this weeks protection honey.
Piglet: Why, Pooh, I..I..I was just on my way to pay you, and...
Pooh: Piglet, my dear, I am feeling a rumbly my tumbly that says that is BS. Oh, Tigger... if you please.
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear...
Tigger: Hiya, buddy! I gonna do a million trillion jumpity ropes with your intestines! Hoo Hoo Huh-Hooo!

Jake

Thanks for making me shoot beer outta my nose!:D :D :D
 
New word for wikipedia*
Tiggered - suddenly attacked by an unsuspected assailant. A surprise attack made to look like an accident. "Man! You just got Tiggered!"
 
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