Tim Herman ***BAD***

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I know this may get moved to Good/Bad/Ugly, but thought as many folks should see this as possible (esp. given how “boring” it’s been recently
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As many of you know, I’ve been negotiating with Tim Herman over details for one of his “Lynn Griffith” model folders for some time now -- you know, the one with the Wharncliffe blade. I asked him if he could make it with a San Mai composite of Talonite and INFI, w/half-serrations, chisel grind, Spyderco-style thumbhole, Damascus pocket clip, and jungle camo-pattern micarta to match my ghillie suit. Basically, as you might’ve guessed, I wanted a reliable back-up in case my 20” khukuri couldn’t remove a splinter.

Tim said that the mods would be no sweat, but that I should consider a “real steel.” He said he figured out the composition of “Kryptonite” (yes, my thoughts exactly) and that I should give it a go. He carried on about how only the “best ninjas” use it, that I could kick Superman’s a** with it but not with a Battle Mistress and 1911, since Superman is impervious to bullets and INFI, blah blah blah. I finally gave in; he said I’d have it in three months.

Several YEARS came and went, during which time my Visa was charged three times. After threatening to have my SEAL buddies (we all have them, don’t we?) raid his shop, he finally replied to my e-mails and phone calls and reversed two of the charges. He whined some excuse about needing to “help the gun control movement” for SIX years, supposedly.

I’d pretty much given up on the whole ordeal, when the Griffith finally arrived ... TEN years to the day that I’d ordered it. Tim insisted that he’d sent it out nine years ago and that FedEx must’ve screwed up, even though it was delivered by UPS and UPS records show that it was picked up four days ago. The folder itself is a joke: a doorknob-dull, slip-joint tanto blade w/yellow plastic scales. I had to assemble it myself. (“Solder only; please don’t use tape” -- ?!?) On one side Tim wrote “Herman Knives 1990” in permanent marker. On the other, he only partially ground off the pre-existing text, which still reads, “-ad- -n P-k-st--” and (faintly) “420J-.”

Tim insists that it’s exactly as I’d ordered it; and that, besides, his “no questions asked” two year warranty had expired eight years ago. He’s even using the image on his website; check out his sloppy work at: www.qni.com/~tai1000

Worse, the same knife is now on sale at QVC for $5.99 (pre-assembled). What should I do?!
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Anyone else have a similar experience?!
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Feelings hurt,
Glen

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“A man is only as sharp as his Sebenza.” -- Fred Washington, Uncle of Our Country, at Valley Forge, 1776
 
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Your friendly neighborhood moderator may be out of town, but that's why Taiwan makes laptops!! I think they can use a good laugh over in Good, Bad, and Ugly!
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Well this doesn't suprise me one bit after all were talking about a maker who's knives cost big bucks yet he runs a contest to name his new megabuck folder and the winner gets a big zero for a prize. What was the winning entry the CHEAPSKATE? But wait this is all in good fun isn't it cause if herman really did make a new lock who could afford it.
 
Hey, That guy made me the same knife and told me that it was one of a kind. I only had to wait half as long for it as I did my Bowel Movement. It's qite a bit sharper but I chipped the blade cutting jello. When I complained about the chipping, he said that it was the serrated model and I got a deal.

Now that I know that I do not have the only one, I'm posting mine for sale, or I'll trade you even, if you pay shipping.

Sound like a deal?

sarge
 
Tim....I am saddened
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LOL

Richard
 
story,

your visa was always overdrawn when i tried to collect. your buying too much sh*t it seems
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i dont use solder! i only use screws
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so you read the instructions wrong! and if ups messed up, what can i say....whine to them
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storyville, we don't know who you are, but the guys from the Chat Room think you're a riot, and would like you to join us in there some evening. Of course Tim would like us to hold you down while he kicks you, but that ain't going to happen. So, come on bye, you are welcome, take your shoes off, come sit a while.

Oh, and by the way Tim isn't the Cheapskate everyone thinks. Every night in Chat, Tim gives away a knife FREE! Well, of course he does charge $47.50 for 4th Class Mail, but I can't wait until the Opinel I won arrives.

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[This message has been edited by PhilL (edited 04-21-2000).]
 
ROTFL!!!
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The title gave me quite a scare there... I thought it was for real!

So you guys are still at it over at the chat room, huh? Enjoy!
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Dan
 
Dear all,

Glad you all are having a hoot, but I just want to post a disclaimer (!):

Please don’t read into my original posting any deeper intent beyond simple humor! Knifemaking is a wonderful, hard-earned skill -- clearly a labor of love and commitment, and hardly a bigtime profit-making venture. I greatly respect and admire both Tim and Lynn’s work, and all others who devote their energies to this artistic endeavor, both ancient and modern.

... And if you insist on reading a deeper meaning into my mssg, then the joke is on YOU: I’m ridiculing not makers but you (and ME), and the bizarre affections for sharp objects which we ceaselessly express on this forum!

So please join me in lightening up a bit at the computer screen ...
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Yours obsessively-compulsively,
Glen

PS Just to clarify: neither Tim nor Lynn are ripping off the other’s designs. Both are playing with Lord Wharncliffe’s!
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PPS ... And Tim, why were the enclosed instructions in Cantonese, anyway?

PPPS Hey PhilL, what’s the “Chat Room”?! You guys play poker there!?

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storyville and any other interested Members, start here, http://www.bladeforums.com/chat/index.html
Follow the instructions, choose NewNet as the server.

Sorry no Poker, but a lot of poking fun at each other.
Mostly it's just chewing the fat in Real Time, and some Whine & Cheese. We all whine while Tim cuts the cheese.
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storyville,

great stuff
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too bad it got moved to a forum hidden away down here. just dont lighten up too much! will be boring again ha ha
you got cantonese instructions! damn, i meant to send you the klingon version
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talk about hard to read!

do come to the newnet chat room as its getting boring there too
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we can slam each other live there
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lots there every night around 9 central time. join us
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I love a good joke as much as the next guy but this probably belongs in the Knife Community Forum where the humor might be better appreciated.
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