Time for some sharp wit!

m115e

m115e

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It's Friday and I think everyone could use a laugh or two.

Please post your best and worst knife related puns.

So stop dirk-ing around and post some puns.

Shanks for your time!
 
A friend once ax'ed me: "Hey I hear you're into knives, would you say your on the leading edge, or are you a little rusty?" which is surprising because he was never the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
Wotta buncha Morans. I couldn't care less, but do you Loveless? Either way, I steel think this thread is a dull idea.

:p
 
I hope this doesn't get me banned, but some of you guy'sebenza posting out your ax.

Sorry, that was a really leek pun.

Allen
 
This may turn out to be a pivotal thread, but right now I don't see the point, and I'm wondering what the OP's angle is. Of course, I'm a little on edge right now.
 
Oops..sorry. :foot:
Thought the thread said Time for some sharp phil.

DC..:D
 
...I have Zero Tolerance for this sort of humour,...
 
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Im not SHARP enough to think of very many knife puns that make the CUT for this thread, I am MORA of a pity CASE if you ask me.
 
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