Time for some sharp wit!

I accidentally put my knife in the freezer last night, took it out and that was some Cold Steel.

Not the best, but I have to admit you guys are splitting my sides
 
Thanks for all your edgy puns. I hope you all hone pun list into something amazing. Have a knife evening.
 
I find it cool that you can create an apex with a Wicked Edge and create a wicked edge with an Apex. Then again, I'm no Edge Pro.
 
...now this is just getting plain ridiculous, I think we all need to get Gripillian on the situation,...
 
I'm quite Keen to see what you guys will come up with next ;)
G2
 
Be wharned, the barrage of puns before mine just won't cut it. Their just not as edgy as mine. Mine cut to the chase. Sorta
 
I admire your persistence, however I think you all are too ambitious, and to be honest, my resilience is just wearing low.
 
This thread has sprung a Leek.. I'm trying to teach some kids the ABC's..
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Read here, not a pun or joke, but I like it...


This is the ax my grandfather made.
My father replaced the handle
and I replaced the blade.
 
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