To ALL Newly Inducted Hogs

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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congrats, you have done well! ....

for all new inductees, i would like to say that you should NOT be caught at a meeting of the "hogs n piglets of the straight trough" with out learning the salute of the hog pack. (not to be confused with the special meetings of the "hogs of the round trough" in which only the most honorable alpha hogs are allowed to attend)

not knowing this is akin to not putting your hand on your heart when our national anthem is being played or saying the pledge of allegiance.

so search the threads, check out the pics, (maybe get porkover to demonstrate it)

know this and the proper grunting that goes along with it, or sit there and look stupid. :thumbup:
 
What is defined as a proper GRUNT!!!!

Something like Tim Allen on Home Improvment.. .

There nothing like a rough grunt!
 
Uncle_Jarvis said:
What is defined as a proper GRUNT!!!!

Something like Tim Allen on Home Improvment.. .

There nothing like a rough grunt!
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it would kind of...? well like if you were to eat some pine cones and bottle caps, then maybe some ex-lax for a chaser. the following morning you would hear the grunting squeal that accompanies the cloven hoof salute.
 
Well, this beats a triple-H enema any way you look at it! :D A cloven hoof salute to you, Skunk!! :D

A girl needs a knife...
 
Thats pretty deep Skunker.. Those bottle caps don't go down very well, time to try some exlax,

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idahoskunk said:
it would kind of...? well like if you were to eat some pine cones and bottle caps, then maybe some ex-lax for a chaser. the following morning you would hear the grunting squeal that accompanies the cloven hoof salute.
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That looks incorrect.:thumbdn:

It is not really a salute but an attack with the hoof.

Keep the elbow down palm out and strike with the hoof while grunting.

More in line with the symbolism of trampling others at the trough.. I know, it's deep:cool:


foxyrick said:
A cloven hoof salute to all new and old Hogs!


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idahoskunk said:
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so search the threads, check out the pics, (maybe get porkover to demonstrate it)

know this and the proper grunting that goes along with it, or sit there and look stupid. :thumbup:
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something like this idahog?

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pic by Chuck


Urk Urk Urk Urk Sgroint Grunk!


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RVOKNIO, thank you, ok now you all know the sulute, now get the grunts down and you will be PORKIN :thumbup: :cool: :thumbup:

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♪♪ I would to anything for Skunk
And I'll be there until the final act--
I would do anything for Skunk
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact-- ♪♪
 
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