To ALL Newly Inducted Hogs

no, not a chance, it just a ploy to get closer to the trough, some hogs will do anything to distract you :thumbup:

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DARN!!!! I thought that this was a 50% off HOG only sale at the BCS. :D

idahoskunk said:
congrats, you have done well! ....

for all new inductees, i would like to say that you should NOT be caught at a meeting of the "hogs n piglets of the straight trough" with out learning the salute of the hog pack. (not to be confused with the special meetings of the "hogs of the round trough" in which only the most honorable alpha hogs are allowed to attend)

not knowing this is akin to not putting your hand on your heart when our national anthem is being played or saying the pledge of allegiance.

so search the threads, check out the pics, (maybe get porkover to demonstrate it)

know this and the proper grunting that goes along with it, or sit there and look stupid. :thumbup:
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For the new guys, that grunt is courtesy of Rat Finkenstein

Urk Urk Urk Urk Sgroint Grunk!

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=381208

He got a Three Finger out of the deal.




RVO3VOM said:
something like this idahog?

PirateHog.jpg

pic by Chuck


Urk Urk Urk Urk Sgroint Grunk!


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idahoskunk said:
for all new inductees, i would like to say that you should NOT be caught at a meeting of the "hogs n piglets of the straight trough" with out learning the salute of the hog pack. (not to be confused with the special meetings of the "hogs of the round trough" in which only the most honorable alpha hogs are allowed to attend)
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I am still waiting for my invite to the round trough by the way. :D

Yes new Hogs of the First Degree, you must not neglect the Cloven Hoof salute! When you are inducted in person at a show by the Boss Hog himself, you shall move on to the Second Degree, but no more can be said regarding that until such time. All fully sworn Hogs have taken a vow of secrecy (read that we were way to drunk to remember what happened), so bribery will get you no where. :D

(The above is all tongue in cheek for those who are gathering evidence of our clannish behavior for future down with the Busse Kool Aid Cult threads.)
 
Progunner said:
I am still waiting for my invite to the round trough by the way. :D

Yes new Hogs of the First Degree, you must not neglect the Cloven Hoof salute! When you are inducted in person at a show by the Boss Hog himself, you shall move on to the Second Degree, but no more can be said regarding that until such time. All fully sworn Hogs have taken a vow of secrecy (read that we were way to drunk to remember what happened), so bribery will get you no where. :D

(The above is all tongue in cheek for those who are gathering evidence of our clannish behavior for future down with the Busse Kool Aid Cult threads.)
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John,

I know SOMEONE very close to you that is now a HOG....hint hint..(SHE OWNS HALF OF YOUR INFI).....BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA...GIRLS RULE:thumbup::thumbup:
 
Amy-0 said:
John,

I know SOMEONE very close to you that is now a HOG....hint hint..(SHE OWNS HALF OF YOUR INFI).....BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA...GIRLS RULE:thumbup::thumbup:
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It will be fun to see her stand before all at the next show (probably Blade) and be declared "SOWGUNNER" by the Boss Hog himself. :D
 
idahoskunk said:
no, not a chance, it just a ploy to get closer to the trough, some hogs will do anything to distract you :thumbup:

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Actually...ALL hogs will do anything to distract you!

We've had an active recon campaign against Skunk's compound for years.

It's a tough nut to crack. :mad:
 
Reminds me of how rediculous Richie's dad looked on happy days when he was wearing his little lodge hat and following the pack!
 
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