Toilet for Survival.....?

willgoy said:
Imagine getting caught trying this out BEFORE a real emergency:D
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Instead of carrying the tubing in your survival kit, why not carry a toilet, and in case of fire, just drown yourself in it rather than breathe sewer gas...
 
I did see a toilet on the side of the road:eek:...how can I keep the water in:confused:,Fiddle can you make a sheath for it :p, LOL ! PS: Fiddleback I was joking on the sheath:eek:....
 
The lack of water would only make the guy attempting to drown himself in it more funny.

LOL.
 
Fiddleback said:
The lack of water would only make the guy attempting to drown himself in it more funny.

LOL.
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I can only try to imagine how funny it must be for the rescue/fire workers if they found all victims together with their shitfaced heads in the toilets after the next big building-fire disaster.:)
 
Well technically I was just giving you guys a reason why people are found huddled in the bathroom, dead or alive, you know when you are sick as a dog for what ever reason how your toilet becomes your best friend and the comfort level it brings to you...Ok well your toilet is there for you incase of a fire as well,some people are just to proud to try; when sh*t hits the fan..LOL !
 
This pooch is practicing his survival skills learned from the Wilderness Forum.
 

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While novel, a person could accomplish the same thing by tearing apart the drain under the bathroom sink. If you had a tube, you don't have to aggresively disassemble anything. Or, you could use the large diameter vent to the outside that is attached to the vent in the ceiling.
 
I dunno...jumping out of the window to my untimely demise might be more attractive than huffing lightly fermented flatulence. :D
 
Nick Nolte once remarked that he pissed on his feet in the shower or washed his feet in his own wiz...some swami told him about it or whatever. This could catch on in Hollywierd as some sort of way to get high or for good health. When Britney Spears was strapped down on that stretcher, she sort of looked like she had a wiff of a bad fart, I've noticed the same look on people exiting Exxon gas station "Driver Human" poopahs.

It's easy to see how Robert Downey Jr. could drain the tank and fill it with Mexican agriculture and light a fire under it... :)
 
Why suck air through a toilet while waiting to be burned to death? I would rather be dead from the smoke before the pain from the fire got me!
 
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