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Rain is freakin' coming down here. Thank God I cut the grass this weekend; otherwise, I'd need a sword to hack through it just to get the freakin' mail.

I projectile vomited grape MD 20/20 once. There was sort of a group vomit incident. I was the only drunk in the car who had the decency to go help my buddy clean up the car the next day. That too was a loooong time ago.
 
Waitasecond... a White Tornado isn't some kind of girly drink, is it?

Then screw it, I'd rather have a Boone's Farm strawberry cooler thingy.

At least the puke is red and smells like strawberries (sort of).

White Tornado was probably an extinct PC incorrect advertising icon before your time young man - If you don't remmeber, I probably can;t either:cool:
 
Okay, I found reference to a 1960s campaign that claimed, "Ajax cleans like a white tornado."
 
Oh, I just made the connection between White Tornado and Magic Eraser.

Seriously, I get no product kick-backs from Proctor & Gamble, but I should.

Damn things are the shit for cleaning up knives.

Doesn't Proctor & Gamble sound like a bad name for gay male random sex?
 
Oh, I just made the connection between White Tornado and Magic Eraser.

Seriously, I get no product kick-backs from Proctor & Gamble, but I should.

Damn things are the shit for cleaning up knives.

Doesn't Proctor & Gamble sound like a bad name for gay male random sex?


Not sure - But I like the Majic Eraser connatation:thumbup: Could have used that a time or two back then:D
 
Not sure I'd rub my pecker with a Magic Eraser. It might shrink the bastard.

I had a roommate once who poured on some Sea Breeze astringent as a safeguard after an "encounter". I can almost still hear the howling that ensued.
 
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