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Carto and Jeremy wanted a drink or two but didn't have a lot of
money between them, they could only raise the
staggering sum of one dollar .

Jeremy said 'Hang on mang, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one
large sausage.

Carto said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Jeremy replied, 'Don't worry mang - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Macallen 12 .

Carto said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Jeremy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry mang, I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Jeremy said, 'OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.

At the tenth pub Carto said to Jeremy - I don't think I can do
any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Jeremy said, 'Mang how do you think I feel? I can't even remember
which pub I lost the sausage in.'
 
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Carto and Jeremy wanted a drink or two but didn't have a lot of
money between them, they could only raise the
staggering sum of one dollar .

Jeremy said 'Hang on mang, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one
large sausage.

Carto said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Jeremy replied, 'Don't worry mang - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Macallen 12 .

Carto said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we
will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Jeremy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry mang, I have a plan. Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Jeremy said, 'OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,
all for free.

At the tenth pub Carto said to Jeremy - I don't think I can do
any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Jeremy said, 'Mang how do you think I feel? I can't even remember
which pub I lost the sausage in.'
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I will be blindsiding you if i see you at Blade. I will either clobber you with me shillelagh, or im going to stick you with a dull blade........make your peace before you leave home.....
 
Medicine not working, going to try chickens foot/ grave dust remedy . May have to slaughter a small........um , goat.......
 
I can help with the chicken feet Carto!
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