Probably because you're logical.
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Here's a tidbit from the real munk:
Up this AM groggy and slow. Baby wanted oatmeal. OK. Got the water boiling. Went to the coffee roaster a friend gave me last week. Couldn't find the screen. Don't know what the screen does, but figured it has to be there, otherwise the plastic will burn.
It was right there, there on the countertop. All the parts. Now the screen is gone.
Why? I asked my wife. No idea. Looked through all the cabinets and cuboards. Looked in various piles of debris known as toys. The four year old came down the stairs and wanted something. He was in my way. I poured him a bowl of cereal.
"Have you seen it?" I asked him.
He shook his head.
"I knew it wouldn't last in this house. I"m ordering another machine. I've got 20 pounds of coffee coming and no roaster. I KNEW IT!!"
"OK." My wife said hurridly as she bailed out of the house and front door.
This time it was true. The item was missing. I'd give it a day for 'reason' and then act. It wouldn't turn up. It was history. I'd been vandalized. Wronged. Any one of the persons in my house might have done this slovenly thing- the loss of the screen.
On the bottom of the roaster was a name. I typed this in Search on the computer and found the manufacturer's site. All the parts were out of stock. No screen. I saw the screen only cost 2.50 Out of stock and cheap too.
The next generation machine cost 189 bucks. I wasn't ordering one after all.
I began to think of canabalizing the wire screen wrapped around some car air filters...
The 7 year old came down the stairs. My last hope. He knows things. He's aware. He knows the turns and movements of baby and younger brother. He knows what the bee's know before the Summer rain. It'll be gone in ten years but right now he has IT.
"MY screen is MISSING!! Have you seen it?"
"Nope. What's it look like? "
I showed him the roaster's diameter and the area the screen would fill.
"I haven't seen it."
"Well, come on then. Let's look at the computer and see what else they have."
The new model was big and had dials. 189 bucks worth of dials and thermometers. Do we really need to know how hot the bean get while roasting? I wondered if the machine would still work when the electonics for the thermometer went out. Probably not.
I went back to the broken roaster and looked absently. I picked up the lid and took it apart. The screen was inside, where it belonged.
I'd rememberd the screen as being bigger. In life, it was much, mush smaller.
munk