One time I saw this totally hot chick running (just so you don't skip over that word, I said "running") Baldy. Spandex shorts and a sports bra, and the second my eyes hit her outline I was spelunking her innards in my mind.
You know, there are some euphemisms that are 1000x worse than their referents. I think "spelunking her innards" is probably one of them...
And they say romance is dead.