Top 10 list..... (need some help finishing it)

[edrozen]

You know you've got too many knives when:

1) When you get mad at someone who cuts you off on the highway you say things like "You idiot, you're lucky I only have 10 knives in my car, cause if I had an eleventh, you'd be in trouble."
2) When you start polishing your butter knife in a restaraunt with one of their cloth napkins (I actually did this!)
3) When you have to pick up a knife off the floor so no one will step on it.
4) When you've got a whole box dedicated to sheaths.
5) When you accidently put steel polish on your toothbrush in the morning.
6) when your arm looks like the tree that Robison Caruso used to count days.
7) When you've forgotten Damascus was ever a city.
8) When it's time to move out of your home all of you luggage makes clinking noises.

=---------Ed

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One small step for man, One giant leap for frogs, One mile for fleas.
It's all about perspective.

 

[DumboD]

when it's Christmas, and all you can think of to give your wife and kids is some of your old knives.....

 

[J-rod]

When your thumbnail has 100 little cutmarks on it from testing the sharpness of your blades. When this happens, just move on to the next.

 

[KillerMan]

When your thumb has gotten so used to testing the edge that you can't judge sharpness anymore.

When you would rather be caught naked anywhere than be without your knife (or 2 knives, or three knives, etc.)

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SFC

"Is it easier to fight them or to kill them?"

 

[e_utopia]

How about when you tell someone your thumb is sore, and the reason is flicking knives open and closed too much, not something like hitting it with a hammer or closing it in a car door?

Or when you buy el-cheapo <$4 knives from convenience stores to cut things that might 'hurt' (I think a good knife shouldn't have to open the box that a new knife arrives in; bad mojo) your 'real' knives.

--JB

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e_utopia@hotmail.com

 

[David Rock]

When it takes you longer to get dressed in the morning than your wife.

David Rock

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AKTI Member # A000846
Stop when you get to bone.

 

[Revvie]

when your bathroom library reading material is a Spyderco Catalogue and a Smokey Mountain Knife catalogue.

When your favorite poster on the shop wall is from a Cutlery store and you notice the knife before the girl holding it.

When your left ( or right) arm is always bald.

When you make a clinking noise when walking.

When you rush to the mail box at the beginning of the month for new bathroom library materials.



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knife Knuts are sharp people

Jonesy!

 

[Columbo]

When both arms are bare and your friends keep asking why you don't wear shorts in warm weather anymore.

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Dave
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there is nobody there to hear it, don't blame me.

 

[Gollnick]

When you look at the butter knife in a restaraunt and say to your date, "They should take better care of these knives. Look at those scratches. It's a good thing I've got some polish with me right here, and a Tuff Cloth too. There, that's better. Pass me your's and I'll polish it up too."

When your gym bag goes clank.

When, while watching Dr. No, you say, "I wonder what kind of a knife is that is that she's got there?" as Honey Rider comes up out of the surf.



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Chuck
Balisongs -- because it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!
http://www.balisongcollector.com

 

[Matt Himes]

When the value of what you are carrying is greater than what's in your checking account.

 

[Stompy]

When your kneck knife jabs your ribs in the middle of the night and you feel safe and content..

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You could put nacho cheese sauce on it...

 

[Columbo]

When you find that your picture has been posted at the airline check-in.

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Dave
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there is nobody there to hear it, don't blame me.

 

[Mainspring]

When your legs routinely fall asleep while polishing knives on your favorite porcelain chair...or throne.

When you no longer have a fingerprint on your strong hand index finger...just a dark spot where the Flitz has come through the rag and just can't be washed off.

 

[edrozen]

When it's christmas, and you take your kid to see Santa Claus. He gets up on Santa's lap, askes him for an Elishewitz custom. And then on the way out, you use your folder to get the plastic wrapper off the candy cane......