Top 10 ways you justify your knife addition?!

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Ok guys...lets be honest. So what are the top ten(I am sure you all have atleast 20 you use everyday)excuses or reasons you use to justify your knife addition. I don't have to think of my ten because I...I...I don't have...a...Problem.
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I only have one reason/excuse,
I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT!!!!(Stomping feet and shaking arms oh so childishly)
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Well......b-b-back...wh-whennn...I-I was a small child.....................
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Justify to whom?
My dogs do not care.
My X is still supportive of my addiction.
My old friends have known for 20 years at least.
My newer friends just shake their heads in disbelief.
 
I agree with Phil BOYS NEED (COOL) TOYS. Other reasons: Because I can!, You never know when you will need a knife (or 10), I appreciate the craftsmanship, it feeds my man the hunter/warrior urge, uuhhhmm I like shiny things, uuhhm help fellas. These reasons haven't convinced me yet let alone my suffering wife.......
 
It is a knife for the kitchen! To further justify the point, my son uses an SRK as his table knife, I use a CS XL voyager, and I prep food with a SOG Government.

The irony of this is that I am finally getting a real kitchent knife some day - Rinaldi's TTKK.

Also, knives make handy letter openers and are needed around the house for chores. Who wouldn't want a Busse to hack down uninvited weeds or stray branches from a tree.

And yes, I will need a Sebenza some day for those rare times when I have to wear business casual clothes.
 
You never know when you may need to cut your way out of a paper bag.
 
1. I might actually want to cut something.

2. I get dirt under my fingernails on occasion.

3. Its pretty pathetic, IMHO, for a man to not carry the most basic tool known to humans.

4. They are fun to play with.

5. My Daddy always carried a knife and his daddy before him. If it was good enough for him...

6. Ever taken a good look at most guys who don't carry knives? Thats reason enough for me.

 
Roj Avon said:

"3. Its pretty pathetic, IMHO, for a man to not carry the most basic tool known to humans.

4. They are fun to play with.

5. My Daddy always carried a knife and his daddy before him. If it was good enough for him..."

Great reply! And all too true. I particularly like your number three. It amazes me to watch men (in particular, hey I was brought up in a society where a man carried a pocket knife. Sorry, if I'm not PC) try to open packages, etc. with anything but a knife. Then have the gall to ask me for a knife. One guy at work did this (my fault, I should have asked what he wanted to use it for) and then proceeded to use the fine tip on my Mini-Dyad as a prybar! Get a knife and learn how to use it, sheesh!

And number 5 is too true also. I got all my early knives from my Dad. He didn't even worry about telling me to be careful; knives were a part of life - like fire - and everyone just knew to be careful.

My reason: I carry a knife because I want to. I collect them because I want to. Last time I checked, that was all the reason I needed.

Man, I hope this didn't sound like a rant
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Selling them brings home the bacon, jewelry, clothes, etc.

That one works real good.

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top ten reasons?

10. i cannot justify why i buy knives
9. i cannot justify why i buy knives
8. i cannot justify why i buy knives
7. i cannot justify why i buy knives
6. i cannot justify why i buy knives
5. i cannot justify why i buy knives
4. i cannot justify why i buy knives
3. i cannot justify why i buy knives
2. i cannot justify why i buy knives
1. 'cuz i like em.
 
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All these to my wife who is the only one asking why I need more knives.

10. My razor broke and I need a shave.
9. I don't have one with a white handle to match your new china.
8. My Doctor says I need another knife to lower my blood pressure or I'll die.
7. My boss says I need a new knife for work or I won't get a raise.
6. I have 31 knives and you know I can't stand odd numbers.
5. The next door neighbor challenged me to a game of Mumbly Peg and I bet our house.
4. One more knife, and I swear my collection will double in value.
3. You know that pretty woman who moved in next door? Well, she says I should have another knife.
2. I need a special knife to fix the fretanator hose in the himbadingus unit or the doggone pilot primer will blow up.
1. I'm only using my money.
 
I do it for her. I buy more knives so that she will have a justification for buying more clothes.
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What I tell my wife: nothing, she knows they make me happy and I'd never financially ruin us over them.

What I tell the tree hugging, knee jerking, whining liberals: Because that's the beauty of America, I can carry almost any one I like and there is no limit to how many I can own.

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Reasons to buy knives? We don't need no stinking reasons!
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