Top 10 ways you justify your knife addition?!

I TOTALLY agree with Steve Harvey!
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I also give my wife these reasons:
"Well, I got this on sale and it was a good deal"
"I don't NEED another one...kinda like the way you don't NEED another pair of shoes"
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Aloha
 
1) they are cheaper then what you spend on your hair and make-up a mth

2) they are cheaper then a MISTRESS(she loves this one)

3) they are cheaper then going to a strip club

4) i'm small and weak, and have a big mouth, so i NEED a 800.00 custom made knife to protect myself, when i say stupid things to the WRONG people

5) so that i can protect my two angels if i have to.

6) HONEY you know it's just an "Extension of my penis" would you rather i go out a buy a corvette?

7)they keep me from biting my nails

8)how else would i share this apple with you if i DIDNT have a knife

9)you have all the cash!!! So i NEED something to carry in my pockets.

10) damn honey we live in TX i'm suppose to have a gun or knife in one hand and a beer in the other (it's just a tx thing)

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Gregg Lane
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I just add them up one at a time. My addition is just fine, why should I need to justify it? What an odd question.

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That's Doctor Evil to you. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for six years to be called Mister, thank you very much!
 
Anyone seen those ridiculous commercials on tv, about what kids have as their "Antidrug" so they dont become another street addict? Well if those idiots can use it, so can I
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My knife addiction exuse is that "Knives are my Antidrug" lol
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Dark Nemesis

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Crimson Horizon
Nothing but edge baby...
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cpirtle,
hey! i'm a tree-hugging liberal! watch that discriminatory crap!
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aleX.

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Luckily, although my girlfriend thinks they're "scary", she also thinks it's "cute" that I collect them, carry them, and occasionally trade them with other knutts.

Soooo... I don't need an excuse for the new addition. What I DO need an excuse for is when the bill collectors call looking for their money, and I've blown it all on a new "tool".
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Rolling on the floor at the Gregg's post.
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by alex_111:
cpirtle,
hey! i'm a tree-hugging liberal! watch that discriminatory crap!
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You forgot knee jerking and whining
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It's not discriminatory it's ideological.

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Here's my latest reason for this addition...
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...I'll never find another custom like it.
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"The best is born of history and tradition."

Chung San
 
ChungSan, you didn't find something that nice at Mickey's A/N did you?
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That's a beauty!
 
My wife said if i buy another knife she would leave me. you know what I do not miss her at all.......LOL
Now that I am single again and do not have to pay alimony anymore i can buy what I want when i want ...So there ... Plus knives stick around longer than chicks do...lol

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I used to be disgusted .Now I am just amused....I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
 
Try this:
You know all this crazy knifenuts are searching for the perfect knife -
imagine this one is it and I find it out first and could buy the whole stock -
you could have as much diamonds as you want,
so i`m doing this all only for you!
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i`m just a soul whos intentions are good
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please dont let me be misunderstood


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10- It is an investment.
09- It is discontinued and is a collector.
08- I made a trade with no cost in it.
07- This one is for our son when he grows up.
06- Its my birthday.
05- Its fathers day.
04- Christmas time again.
03- I bought this one for you.
02- Oh I had this one in the safe.
01- I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT!!!

Why am I listing reasons, she don't even care. She supports my knife and gun buying. She RULES!!
 
Being in the deep south, I find myself having to explain why I would want a knife instead of a gun. These are the general reasons I give them.

Eventually, no matter how good the gun is, it will eventually run out of bullets, a knife will always have an edge.

You break a gun, and all you have left is a club. You break a knife, and you still have a knife, sure it might hurt more stabbing without a point, but it will still work.

A gun can shoot. A knife can stab, cut, slice, skin, wittle, chop, pry, (in absolute emegencies), be a screwdriver, a wire stripper, etc. , etc., etc.

And my personal favorite as far as comments go when I pull out an auto....
"I have something out in the truck that can beat your knife." To which I reply..
" What makes you think you will make it to the truck...lol"



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by tom mayo:
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I like that idea! If I want to buy a gun I can say it's because I have enough knives!

Wait ... what if I'm at a gun show and I want to buy both a gun and a knife ... no, it'll still work -- I can't buy them both at the exact same moment anyway! If I buy the knife first it's because I have enough guns, and then I'll buy the gun because I have enough knives.
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Use of Weapons
 
given up as a lost cause explaining them to my wife, but as to justifying them to myself....
a. grew up using 'em
b. 4 years depending on sharp ones to make a living..
c. cool, they are cool
d. always seemed to have new one at life's milestones so now consciously use them as reward/touchstone for accomplishments.
e. they keep making them better.
 
I told my wife that it is an obsession and a guy thing and that she would not understand it. She replied that she did in fact understand. It was just like black shoes, she has an obsession and just has to have the new styles. Shoe styles / knife models. Same smell, no, knives smell better.

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Aloha
 
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