Sarcasm? More like an apology with a little classical zest. I thought the owners could take it or I wouldn't have posted it. I don't know how many more times I can say that the vast majority of you guys are alright, and my memories are somehow darker than they should be in retrospect.
So I did what the usual internet idiot did:
1) Stepped in it.
2) Instead of stepping out of it, went in with both feet.
3) Started digging.
4) Decided it wasn't worth it.
5) Admitted to stepping into it
6) Admitted that I might not even clearly remember what "it" even was.
7) Sort of apologized for stepping in it.
8) Remained convinced that there was still something to "it," but that maybe it doesn't really smell as bad as I remembered it.
9) Sort of made amends to the folks who didn't become
insufferable pricks about my turning into an insufferable prick.
10) Had to get a last shot in, even if it was oblique, elitist, and sarcastic.
11) Wrote this explainer.
12) Damn, now for the first time in two years I want a Busse, that is if you guys could ever see fit to suffering my presence. Remember, there is no bigger zealot than the recent convert.
There, a 12 step program for the passive/aggressive.