r8shell
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Fantastic! Before all this streaming infotainment, we had to make our own fun.I have a story about old-school Legos and imagination to relate. It might be a little long, but amusing enough I think, if you will bear with me.
Back when I was in high school and dinosaurs roamed the earth (1982), a friend of mine discovered that the school library had an 8mm film movie camera which they could loan out for projects. We decided to use it to make a stop-action animation film of the Three Little Pigs, and narrate it in French for French class. We used homemade clay pigs and props and followed the classic fairy tale plot closely until the end [here comes the Legos part].
For the brick house we made a huge castle out of all our combined Legos. The wolf, instead of being frustrated by his inability to destroy the castle with purely pneumatic means, decided to construct a Trojan Pig (which we made out of popsicle sticks). After we finished filming the scene where the Trojan Pig rolls across the drawbridge and into the castle, we set the camera up behind a sheet of plexiglass across the creek and at a safe distance from the Lego castle, and blew the castle to smithereens using a bomb we had made out of crushed model rocket engines. We ignited it remotely using a battery pack we had made and connected to the igniter with his father’s electric lawnmower cord.
When we got the film developed we were delighted to see that the explosion was beautiful on film - a flash of light followed by a cloud of smoke and Legos flying in all directions.
We showed the film in class and I think we got a B or B-minus because we spelled some French words wrong in the title cards. Nowadays they would have called the FBI and the ATF…