Being that my mail in Hawthorne is canceled in Reno ( OSHA had a hissy with the canceling machines in the Boonies - apparently they had uncovered belt drives. ) So now all mail goes 132 miles to Reno, get canceled there and if it just goes from Box 1436 to Box 1636 in Hawthorne ( about 4 feet ) it takes a 264 mile round trip to do it.
Anyway, I bought my first by calling Uncle Bill on a Monday, he dropped it in the mail that afternoon, I got it in the mail Tuesday, called and ordered two more on Wednesday, and got them Thursday. 3 khuks in 4 days.
PS: this may or may not work on Friday shipments. The mail clerk sometimes knows what it is and puts it in a lockbox, with the key to it in my box if he suspects it's a khuk. If it's someone else's turn to work Saturday I have to wait til Monday.