Trough attack in 2 minutes!

resinguy

resinguy

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I wonder if that Hog is crawling through the mud again to sneak up to the table early? :rolleyes:

We need pics!
 
It's all over save for the squealing of the stomped.

Now we wait for the complaints of the late-comers. :rolleyes:
 
I'm afraid the story is out about my early dawn assault upon the trough last year. Yes, up at 0300 to get in line at the Creek at 0430hrs. preparadness included a home made INFI bag made from a MOPP suit bag attached to my belt with LC1 clips and duct tape. I was able to get through the gate and sneak around guards and had a great position under a van close to the busse table at 0700.. yes, I was laying in the mud with my camo on, until Knob Creek security caught me and made me leave. It was cold in the morning: I had my MRE, gatorade, and credit card.. I would not be stopped by mere security guards running me out! The Mission must be accomplished at all cost. This was only a temporary setback. I found a dealer who had a purple dealer tag on his hat an snagged it from him... I then snook up the side of the tents and again acted Like I was supposed to be there.. as the 8:00 bell was about to ring and the show was about to begin.. I struck and the assault upon the trough was a complete surprise... nobody there but ME! here is my haul from that one.. the first time to post it in a year, but I figured it was time to devulge who was this mud Hog was.. but yes, the story of the stealth hog wallowing in the mud to get position with a large bag is TRUE>>> RESINGUY must have heard the story of HOG treachery from Garth.. ah, but this years haul is yet to be posted.
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I can't tell you how hard I laughed when Garth told that story.
The stuff legends are made of:cool::cool:
 
fbusmc said:
I'm affraid the story is out about my early dawn assault upon the trough last year. Yes, up at 0300 to get in line at the Creek at 0430hrs. preparadness included a home made INFI bag made from a MOPP suit bag attached to my belt with LC1 clips and duct tape. I was able to get through the gate and sneak around guards and had a great position under a van close to the busse table at 0700.. yes, I was laying in the mud with my camo on, until Knob Creek security caught me and made me leave. It was cold in the morning: I had my MRE, gatorade, and credit card.. I would not be stopped by mere security guards running me out! The Mission must be accomplished at all cost. This was only a temporary setback. I found a dealer who had a purple dealer tag on his hat an snagged it from him... I then snook up the side of the tents and again acted Like I was supposedp to be there.. as the 8:00 bell was about to ring and the show was about to begin.. I struck and the assault upon the trough was a complete surprise... nobody there but ME! here is my haul from that one.. the first time to post it in a year, but I figured it was time to devulge who was this mud Hog was.. but yes, the story of the stealth hog wallowing in the mud to get position with a large bag is TRUE>>> RESINGUY must have heard the story of HOG treachery from Garth.. ah, but this years haul is yet to be posted.
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That is effin' awesome. Kudos to you, brother. I remember all the frustration and resentment afterthe show last fall, but now that I know how it happened, I don't feel bad for anyone at all.

That is the isht legends are made of. :thumbup:
 
Man- when that all went down I knew there was some UBER trickery afoot- That is one of the funniest things I have read!!! I remember everyone was absolutely pissed!!

Kudos to you, hilarious!!

GUs

fbusmc said:
I'm afraid the story is out about my early dawn assault upon the trough last year. Yes, up at 0300 to get in line at the Creek at 0430hrs. preparadness included a home made INFI bag made from a MOPP suit bag attached to my belt with LC1 clips and duct tape. I was able to get through the gate and sneak around guards and had a great position under a van close to the busse table at 0700.. yes, I was laying in the mud with my camo on, until Knob Creek security caught me and made me leave. It was cold in the morning: I had my MRE, gatorade, and credit card.. I would not be stopped by mere security guards running me out! The Mission must be accomplished at all cost. This was only a temporary setback. I found a dealer who had a purple dealer tag on his hat an snagged it from him... I then snook up the side of the tents and again acted Like I was supposed to be there.. as the 8:00 bell was about to ring and the show was about to begin.. I struck and the assault upon the trough was a complete surprise... nobody there but ME! here is my haul from that one.. the first time to post it in a year, but I figured it was time to devulge who was this mud Hog was.. but yes, the story of the stealth hog wallowing in the mud to get position with a large bag is TRUE>>> RESINGUY must have heard the story of HOG treachery from Garth.. ah, but this years haul is yet to be posted.
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fbusmc................

YOU ARE A LEGEND!!!!!

A TRUE HOG:thumbup::thumbup:

What you are forgetting to add to that story is that the knob creek before that you got trampled a little bit... but did you pout or complain...:eek::eek:

NO..... you planned a ATTACK for the next one and the Hog Fu was strong!!!!


You ROCK!!!

Amy-0
 
So i'm guessing he hid inside a portaloo last night or even better mailed himself there in a large box the day before.

It's the only thing I can think of to top that story. I tip my hat to you fbusmc.
 
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