TSA Knife Seizure Thread

I had a Lakota folder on my belt when I went through security back in the late 1980's. The machine beeped and the guard told me that the knife could not go with me. First thing he offered was to tag the knife with my name and return flight. Upon my return I went to the security booth and they handed me back my knife and I signed my name off of the list. I had a smile on my face and so did the security people. Unfortunately they do not do that anymore.


This kind of service should be standard at all airports
 
I keep my large medical kit in my backback when I'm traveling. It takes up about 1/3 to 1/2 of the pack, and all of my other items sit nicely on top of it. It just happened to be the perfect size to fit horizontally.

I went through Vancouver Airport a few days ago, and as usual, gave myself the pat-down and threw the prohibited items into my carry-on. Backpack went through the x-ray & I was told that something prohibited was inside. I thought "fuck, I forgot to empty the 2-3L water bladder", and told him about the liquid. Turns out they didn't notice the liquid at all; perhaps because of the soft bladder encasement or that it's a smaller daypack that's only giveaway is a small opening for [retracted] hose.
I normally pack the first-aid kit in my carry-on from the start if I'm flying, and forgot about it. It had a cheapo dive knife attached, which was the prohibited item that they found. I was polite, and consented to him to do whatever was needed. Bladder was emptied in the garbage can, & as he was pulling out the kit (and I was thinking "oh fuck...") I noticed his RCR tattoo. We talked about the military (I'm full-time), and he pulled the dive knife off and offered to mail it to me after his shift. Nice guy. Turns out that everything seized from YVR goes to an auction & the proceeds to charity. I gave this one away, & was allowed to carry-on all of my nice medical supplies (various eardrops/eyedrops, epi-pen, ~=25ml glyceryn/anesthetic/antiseptic solutions, and various gels/creams/ointments). These were really my main concern, but everything worked out. I fly all the time, and feel pretty stupid for not doing my usual backpack dump after the pat-down.

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Unrelated, but kind of funny: an infantry guy who works in my building gave his teenager one of his old backpacks. Going through security, it got swabbed and he was taken to a holding room for a couple hours. The forgotten backpack was once used to transport grenades... Apparently he set a new record for explosive residue.
 
" .....This is just SOP for me because I'm smart and I know that knives can not go through the TSA checkpoint to I take precautions myself.

Well said. One can only hope you are " smart " enough to understand the process has nothing to do with ones knife. :)
 
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