Tuesday morning necessities

mamav

mamav

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Just in case you aren't on the right mailing list:rolleyes: I figured these were important enough to add to your collection.:D


Useful Expressions: For HIGH STRESS DAYS!

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."

"I hate everybody. And you're next."

"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"You say I'm a B_ _ _ _ like it's a bad thing."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Is it time for your medication or mine?"

"And your crybaby whiny-baby opinion would be...?"

Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?"

"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP."

"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."

"I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
 
A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor, you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband...... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework. Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store.
 
I'm tempted to add;

I haven't done a thing all day and I'm still tired.



munk
 
Well son you had a couple of ordinairy ones in there that jut set me up for the humdingers ! I have tears in my eyes and its hard to type ! L:M:A:O
 
mamav said:
"Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
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my personal favorite.

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-p.s. get a pair of dogs, with a kukh & a bone saw you can reduce their feed bill considerably. just remember to feed raw, cooked bones can splinter & injure your poor puppydogs. they really love ribs, but don't we all. :D
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If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?
 
This is useful stuff gin. Have been taKing notes.

Had to delete
1) "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

2)"Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."
As being slightly inappropriate:eek:

On the other hand.. may have a certain impact..

Favorite = "Is it time for your medication or mine?"
Tough choice -Love em all

Thanks:D
 
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