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- Feb 27, 1999
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My Township supervisors (being the good little Democrats that they are) decided to jump into the feel good/look good world of gun buy back programs. They ofered no compensation. They just said (In 2 ads in the paper) the police would collect and destroy any unwanted guns, no questions asked, for township residents. Of course noone in the Dept. knew anything about it except for 1 turncoat Sgt. who wasn't talking for fear of angering the troops!! He let it slip that I was supposed to work this detail yesterday! Unfortunately I have been laid up by the flu (of the blue variety) and was unable to attend the festivities. The higher ups will be assailed with the facts next week.
A day of lying in my "sickbed" has given me an idea.
If anyone out there has any uwanted khuks (especially evil assault khuks) I am offering to collect them free of charge, no questions asked, and "properly dispose of them".
You vill haff a von month grace/amnesty period to turn in all illegal veapons after vich you vill be hunted down and prosecuted!!!!!!!!! Heil Hit.....!! (read with a German accent for the proper effect)
This kind of crap makes me want to puke!