So it isn't a knife I'm selling today, but some other stuff...hooray for other stuff! If Oreos like stuff enough to double it AND spell it wrong, then it's good enough for you too, dammit!
TWO (2) TRACKR BRAVO BLUETOOTH LOCATORS (steel/plastic chassis, coin battery): For hundreds of thousands of years, the burgeoning creature known as Man had no true belongings. No permanent home, no bed...not even a modest 6-piece Louis Vuitton matching embossed luggage set. Truly, it was a SAVAGE time!
But now, after eons of evolution, we have invented dozens of gadgets and tools we rely on daily. Keys, phones, knives (*crowd cheers*), pens, lighters, flashlights, backup knives, wallets, headphones, tablets, backup backup knives, glasses, watches, thumb drives, multi-tools (with crappy knives) and tiny keychain knives, which we kid ourselves into thinking will be necessary for something other than picking our teeth shamefully in a bathroom stall after eating ribs.
My point is: homo superior has spent a vast 99.7% of its short existence unburdened by possessions...and now that we have so many, our powerful hunter/gatherer brains are ill-equipped to manage all these baubles and gewgaws! Thus, we often leave them behind at the site of our last conquest over animalian prey: the Cheesecake Factory, where we viciously battled and devoured a deadly plate of chicken parmesan. A worthy foe indeed.
So I say, why fight evolution? Let technology do the thinking for you, like a truly advanced hominid! These Trackr Bravos are not misspelled bounty hunter reality shows, but small bluetooth tokens that pair with your phone and alert you when you've stupidly forgotten your umbrella in your Uncle Bert's couch, or vice versa. Merely the size of two stacked quarters, these attach with the included split ring to anything with a hole...even hole punches! Man, how meta is that, huh?
Find out more about these dongles at https://www.thetrackr.com/bravo, because six paragraphs is enough yammering about these given what I'm selling 'em for. I won them at an event raffle and don't really have much use for them, as I'm actually from the future, when we've finally melded with machines and are born with wireless antennas embedded in our...uh...look, let's just say circumcision isn't very popular (or warranty-recommended) a few hundred years from now.
Enjoy peace of mind and perpetually full pockets with one of these for just $SOLDSOLDSOLD! If you're new to my sales then keep in mind this price includes all PP fees AND priority shipping, because I'm a hero to the working man, like that one cable guy who's always saying "do 'em up" or "git along little doggie" or whatever. Oh, and these are both NIB, with sealed retail packaging, and of course never used. You can check out pics online but there isn't much to see...I mean, it's a keychain thing. Geez, you're so needy!
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Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. NO TRADES this time, thankyouverymuch. So, the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up NOT VIA PM but with an email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT c'mon) takes precedent! Good luck!
TWO (2) TRACKR BRAVO BLUETOOTH LOCATORS (steel/plastic chassis, coin battery): For hundreds of thousands of years, the burgeoning creature known as Man had no true belongings. No permanent home, no bed...not even a modest 6-piece Louis Vuitton matching embossed luggage set. Truly, it was a SAVAGE time!
But now, after eons of evolution, we have invented dozens of gadgets and tools we rely on daily. Keys, phones, knives (*crowd cheers*), pens, lighters, flashlights, backup knives, wallets, headphones, tablets, backup backup knives, glasses, watches, thumb drives, multi-tools (with crappy knives) and tiny keychain knives, which we kid ourselves into thinking will be necessary for something other than picking our teeth shamefully in a bathroom stall after eating ribs.
My point is: homo superior has spent a vast 99.7% of its short existence unburdened by possessions...and now that we have so many, our powerful hunter/gatherer brains are ill-equipped to manage all these baubles and gewgaws! Thus, we often leave them behind at the site of our last conquest over animalian prey: the Cheesecake Factory, where we viciously battled and devoured a deadly plate of chicken parmesan. A worthy foe indeed.
So I say, why fight evolution? Let technology do the thinking for you, like a truly advanced hominid! These Trackr Bravos are not misspelled bounty hunter reality shows, but small bluetooth tokens that pair with your phone and alert you when you've stupidly forgotten your umbrella in your Uncle Bert's couch, or vice versa. Merely the size of two stacked quarters, these attach with the included split ring to anything with a hole...even hole punches! Man, how meta is that, huh?
Find out more about these dongles at https://www.thetrackr.com/bravo, because six paragraphs is enough yammering about these given what I'm selling 'em for. I won them at an event raffle and don't really have much use for them, as I'm actually from the future, when we've finally melded with machines and are born with wireless antennas embedded in our...uh...look, let's just say circumcision isn't very popular (or warranty-recommended) a few hundred years from now.
Enjoy peace of mind and perpetually full pockets with one of these for just $SOLDSOLDSOLD! If you're new to my sales then keep in mind this price includes all PP fees AND priority shipping, because I'm a hero to the working man, like that one cable guy who's always saying "do 'em up" or "git along little doggie" or whatever. Oh, and these are both NIB, with sealed retail packaging, and of course never used. You can check out pics online but there isn't much to see...I mean, it's a keychain thing. Geez, you're so needy!
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Offers will be considered, but given my prices and what's included, they'd better be amazing for me to be interested. NO TRADES this time, thankyouverymuch. So, the first person to claim these with those three magic words AND follow up NOT VIA PM but with an email (craigforhire AT gmail DOT c'mon) takes precedent! Good luck!
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