U-G-L-Y Knife Contest

[jhiggins]

When is the next one? Maybe I can give it a go. I make pretty ugly knives "de riguere"

 

[rlinger]

There is much art involved in that and takes more experience than I yet have. So far though you have my vote.

ADDENDUM: I really am not trying to be sarcastic. I have seen some of these entries in past contests here and it is sincerely my belief that real talent is involved in winning such a God-Aweful, yet prestegous, title.

RL

 

[Mark Williams]

We should make this a more official event with a prize attached to the winner besides the prestige of the title Maybe the past winner could send his knife to the new winner and so on. Might want to make it more often than one winner per year.

 

[Matt Shade]

I have this years winner finished already, but have to keep it under wraps for another week or so It needs a sheath to match and I'm busy with other stuff that has to be finished first.
You better start bracing yourselves now

 

[indian george]

Boy, it looks like I created a monster. Let start it today and it ends March 1st. Good luck or should it be bad?????
Peter Pan, no Tinkerbelle. AH!!! Don Lylton do you have pic'c of the first years winning entry?? That way people know what they have to stride for.

 

[peter nap]

I'll have to take another one George. The thing was so ugly the picture died of shame!

 

[jhiggins]

Originally posted by indian george
Boy, it looks like I created a monster. Let start it today and it ends March 1st. Good luck or should it be bad?????

Any rules to this contest? Any parameters we all have to abide by?

 

[L6steel]

Soooooo, the challenge has been given, hmmmm.
I shall accept it and make the butt ugliest knife in the history of mankind, muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Now all I need is to find a pictoor of Hillary Clinton and figure out how to stick it on the knife, yeah! :barf:

 

[Burchtree]

Ugly is my middle name.

 

[Mark Williams]

Ugly Knife contest Rules

1. Ugly knife entries must be sole authorship of ugliness.

2. Ugly knife entries must be fully functional not just a mild steel replica.NO Cheatin'

3. Sheath not neccesary but can be used for added ugly style points. In the event of a tie.The sheath could determine the winner.



Feel free to add to the silliness

 

[chisel]

Originally posted by Mark Williams
Ugly Knife contest Rules



Feel free to add to the silliness

Ok Mark, i have one to add...the pic of the maker could also be added along with the knife...never mind,that wouldn't be fair to the rest of us,IG would win hands down!

 

[jhiggins]

Originally posted by Mark Williams
Ugly Knife contest Rules

1. Ugly knife entries must be sole authorship of ugliness.

2. Ugly knife entries must be fully functional not just a mild steel replica.NO Cheatin'

3. Sheath not neccesary but can be used for added ugly style points. In the event of a tie.The sheath could determine the winner.



Feel free to add to the silliness

So the knife must be made entirely by yourself,

It must be a REAL knife, i.e. hardened and tempered steel.

Sheath optional, but could give you a winning edge.

Got it. PREPARE TO LOSE, SUCKERS! MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

[etp777]

Think it might be time to finally take a picture of my first knife. WHat do I win though?

 

[J. Neilson]

Time to post pictures of the old pepperoni knife again!

 

[Mark Williams]

Time to post pictures of the old pepperoni knife again!

Yea, make sure its a knife picture please. Dont want to see no old, or new pepperoni pictures for that matter.

 

[mattd]

Only one entry per maker? I have made ten so far and every one would be worth entering I'm sure. It would be fun to make one specifically for the contest though. Is there pictures of previous contestants?

 

[Mark Williams]

 

[mattd]

If that knife is consistant with the rest in the contest, I'm there, right up my alley. I'll go take the last knife I made, shoot it with my .270 once or twice, leave it on the train tracks for a week, put it in my shop and burn it down, and just before I take a picture of it and post I'll put a hook on it and use it as a lure next time I go shark fishing. Or would that be against the rules.

 

[Mark Williams]

The 2nd runner up has to post a picture grinding or forging in their underwear. No boxers

 

[indian george]

Originally posted by chisel
Ok Mark, i have one to add...the pic of the maker could also be added along with the knife...never mind,that wouldn't be fair to the rest of us,IG would win hands down!

Cheeesel (AKA: FootCheese/ Dumb Brum) If it was an Ugly Butt Contest your face would win hands down. Dudes, FootCheese face resembles a south side of a northbound Wildebeest with hemorrhoids.