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Ugly Knives? Useless Knives? That's Nothing ...

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by SpySmasher, Dec 25, 2018.

  1. Insipid Moniker

    Insipid Moniker Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 28, 2011
    If one blade is good, two blades are even gooder. It's just razor logic applied to knives!
    SpySmasher, Mecha and Pilsner like this.
  2. dsalazar

    dsalazar Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 22, 2017
    Put a small engine and wheels. you have the machines thats chopped trees in the dr seuss movie the lorax.
    jux t and SpySmasher like this.
  3. Bigfattyt

    Bigfattyt Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 23, 2007
  4. Czechnologist

    Czechnologist Basic Member Basic Member

    Nov 17, 2018

    I'm telling ya, this stuff works. Now I just need to drink until I pass-out so I'll forget.
  5. Quiet

    Quiet "That guy" Platinum Member

    Oct 11, 2013
    "Number two" is right. LOL
    SpySmasher likes this.
  6. Smaug

    Smaug Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    On the plus side, he probably hasn't got any competition!
    SpySmasher likes this.
  7. Monofletch

    Monofletch Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 14, 2010
    I put that right next to the Mutilator!Knives that we all “Got to have”

    Czechnologist and BigKurtHaze like this.
  8. SteelJunkee

    SteelJunkee Gold Member Gold Member

    May 6, 2018
    The Mutilator was an instant classic in the tactiloll realm.
    please don't compare this`Masterpiece to that.

    BilboBaggins, BigKurtHaze and Lapedog like this.
  9. Lapedog

    Lapedog Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 7, 2016
    @SpySmasher here’s a rare birth defect knife I spotted in the wild.

  10. SpySmasher

    SpySmasher Lead Guitar Platinum Member

    Sep 1, 2016
  11. ExtremAddiction

    ExtremAddiction KnifeMaker / Craftsman / Service Provider Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Apr 12, 2013
    I am just trying to figure out how I would use it , no luck so far.
  12. Born200yrs2late

    Born200yrs2late Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 31, 2018

    This one is um........just check it out
    Chucktabulous likes this.
  13. Peter Mandrake

    Peter Mandrake

    Aug 4, 2018

    They need to make a Mutilator Karambit :D
  14. goldie


    Feb 18, 2000
    I do have to hand it to him for the work done making it,but that is one of the biggest monstrosities ive ever seen.:eek:He should sell that design to Mtech or similar company he might hit the jackpot...
  15. Bad Ninja

    Bad Ninja

    Dec 19, 2018
    Please tell me this is a joke.
  16. Quiet

    Quiet "That guy" Platinum Member

    Oct 11, 2013
    I uhhh...that's something alright.
  17. morvlorv

    morvlorv Gold Member Gold Member

    Apr 3, 2014
    found this gem while browsing local classifieds. haha

    Bad Ninja and Lapedog like this.
  18. Ruzster


    May 7, 2001
    Gotta love that satisfying gunk-gunk-kerthwap-thunk-thud when opened.
    SpySmasher likes this.
  19. Minirehak212

    Minirehak212 Basic Member Basic Member

    Apr 1, 2018
    I can't lie, part of me really likes this. It could be useful if it was a super thin stock, kinda use it like a razor or scalpel or something

    I should leave before the stoning starts....
    colin.p, Lapedog and Peter Mandrake like this.
  20. Lapedog

    Lapedog Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 7, 2016
    Hahaha it started growing on my friend I showed it too. It’s actually a little keychain knife. If you think of it as a knife it is kind of silly but if you think of it as a little art piece that happens to have a blade then it is not so bad.

    If you like it and want to pick one up it’s only 50$ s35vn and titanium handle; then send me a message I’ll show you where to get it.

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